a man is rushed to the emergency room for a heart attack with his wife
in the ambulance and when they get their the doctors take her husband
away.She waits for about 3 hours when the doctor comes out and says to
her "mam,this was a close call.he can no longer have any stress in his
life,none or he will die.it may be hard but you will have to bend to his
every whim for a while if he is to pull through this."the woman nods and
the doctors let her in to see her husband.when she sees her husband he
asks her"honey,what did the doctor tell you?"she looks at him and says
"baby,...your gonna die."

Good one.

loved it!