Community > Posts By > WonderWoman48
Topic:
LIARS
Edited by
WonderWoman48
on
Tue 05/12/15 05:20 AM
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I'm always disappointed when a liar's pants don't actually catch on fire.
Too many liars, hypocrites and dishonest people in this world. |
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Topic:
I'm not stupid
Edited by
WonderWoman48
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Mon 05/11/15 03:18 PM
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Television.
Watching the bachelor USA Chris. |
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Topic:
what topic...
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Why say NO to indian curry. ![]() http://mingle2.com/topic/430897 |
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Topic:
what topic...
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Why say NO to indian curry.
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Topic:
dundee
Edited by
WonderWoman48
on
Mon 05/11/15 11:44 AM
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Hello & Welcome, Joe!
If you have any questions, just ask me. I know everything about nothing. |
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Topic:
But I have papers......
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I have PMS, a GPS and a GUN.
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Topic:
why should i like you?
Edited by
WonderWoman48
on
Mon 05/11/15 09:52 AM
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Hello & Welcome!
You don't have to like me, I'm not a Facebook status. Anyway, good luck in your search, young man! ![]() |
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Edited by
WonderWoman48
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Mon 05/11/15 09:32 AM
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My heart is bigger than the distance in between us.
You're my first thought in the morning, you're my last thought before I fall asleep, and you're almost every thought in between. |
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Topic:
I'm not stupid
Edited by
WonderWoman48
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Mon 05/11/15 08:52 AM
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Of course I'm not stupid. I do better research than the FBI.
Of course I'm not stupid. I always solve the mysteries before Scooby and Shaggy. Of course I'm not stupid. I'm smarter than your ex, and I'll be smarter than your next. |
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Edited by
WonderWoman48
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Mon 05/11/15 07:47 AM
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I have high standards for friends, but that doesn't make me an introvert.
I have high standards when it comes to dating. I don't meet trolls. |
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Edited by
WonderWoman48
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Mon 05/11/15 06:27 AM
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Honestly, My list is short.
Many people are not my cup of tea. They're like the regretted sip of milk that went sour weeks ago. ![]() Debbie Love ![]() You're the second on my list. You're an amazing woman. |
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Edited by
WonderWoman48
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Mon 05/11/15 03:44 AM
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I just can't be your friend if you can't handle my weirdness, sarcasm, inappropriate humor, tasteless jokes and my tendency to laugh at things that I shouldn't.
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Edited by
WonderWoman48
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Sun 05/10/15 02:01 PM
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If you have a problem with me please write it nicely on a piece of paper, put it in an envelope, fold it up and shove it up your butt. I dont care if you don't like me. I dont live to please everyone. There isn't anymore room left up there!... ![]() JK...Hi, lady... ![]() ![]() |
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This is one of my favorite quotes ever.
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If you have a problem with me please write it nicely on a piece of paper, put it in an envelope, fold it up and shove it up your butt.
I dont care if you don't like me. I dont live to please everyone. |
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Topic:
First message online dating
Edited by
WonderWoman48
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Sun 05/10/15 10:07 AM
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I love your smile "not showing"
I love your boobs! WTF! "not showing" My boobs are as flat as the floor. Take me as I am or watch me as I walk away! |
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I promise to NOT toss your penis out after I cut it off if I find you cheating on me.
Cause I am your lady And you are my man Whenever you cheat on me I'll do all that I can. |
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I promise to take care of you when old but first time you hit me with your cane I'll wash your dentures in toilet water.
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Hello & Welcome, Fitch!
Feel at Home! Be Yourself. Everyone Else Is Already Taken. |
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