Community > Posts By > WonderWoman48
My voice is tender.
I Sing Just Like Sinatra. |
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Hookers For Hillary!
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trapped in a TV series
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Hello and welcome
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Edited by
WonderWoman48
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Mon 04/27/15 03:02 PM
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I use sarcasm because beating the crap out of people is in fact frowned upon in most societies. |
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Rate me
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Your profile headline really sucks.
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A penis lives a sad life :(
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A penis lives a sad life :(
Edited by
WonderWoman48
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Mon 04/27/15 10:58 AM
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A penis has a sad life.
My hair is a mess, my roomates are nuts, my next-door neighbor is an a-hole, my best friend is vagina, my owner shoves me in a dark until I vomet, my owner puts a plast bag over my head, my owners a wanker, everytime I get really excited I puke, and worst of all, my owner beats me daily. My life is miserable. I'm tired of my life. I can't take it any longer |
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You've got to be kidding me. In most of the world the man provides and always has. Now the tables are turned and they don't want to do any chores. In every religion you will find the tradition was for the man to pay the bride or her family, because it is the man who provides and the bride's family who has lost some valuable domestic help. Now everywhere women are paying for marriage, and yet everywhere men don't want to do any chores. This is sad for women, even men are losing this way and don't know it I guess. No you are wrong. Historically the women's family paid the man. The man was the person having to take care of his new bride. This was a financial burden for the man and a financial relief for the women's family. When a man got old enough he left home. A women never left until she was married. Thus the women's family would give the man a lump sum to take their daughter and be responsible for her. This is called a dowry. Babylon, Greece, Roman Empire, India, China, Mexico, Brazil, Europe, all have a history of dowry payments. One big reason was women didn't inherit anything back then. This was a way for them to give to their daughter and her family. In primitive times the woman would leave her home to marry a man, there would be a bride price which he would pay to her family for their loss of labor. That is the earliest type of exchange. Later on when men created domestic violence the dowry was invented as a retaliation against all the women who would laugh at men for having small penises. It was their way of making up for what they lacked and proving themselves to be worthy of the women regardless of penis size. It's in the Bible. small penises Estelle! You made my day. |
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We're do I go from here
Edited by
WonderWoman48
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Mon 04/27/15 06:40 AM
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Welcome to the mental hospital.
Plenty of crazy people on Mingle. I'm one of them. |
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Women should be paid to shut up.
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Soccer anyone?
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Arsenal
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How Smart Are You ?
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Of course I'm smart. I always solve the mysteries before Scooby and Shaggy.
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What's wrong with you, Will Smith?
Let him kiss you! |
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WHAT DOES HE MEAN?
Edited by
WonderWoman48
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Sun 04/26/15 03:57 PM
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It means, It's not you, it's not me. I guess we dont fit so perfectly.
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How Smart Are You ?
Edited by
WonderWoman48
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Sun 04/26/15 03:41 PM
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If you want to laugh so hard, then take a look at this:
http://mingle2.com/topic/431287 Don't pee your pants! |
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I Will Survive
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Female Version:
Three more verses. Go on now go... you'd better flee Last time I saw a prick that small was on my brother... he was 3 I should have asked for confirmation, should have asked for referees Then I wouldn't have you waving that wee winky thing at me Go on now go... just hit the track Don't you bring me home no tiddlers 'cos I'll alway's throw them back The only thing that i could do with a prick as small as yours Is to stick it with a tooth-pick, dip it in tomato sauce Go now go... get out of my sight I'm going back to my appliance 'cos I know its length is right And if I ever see your tiny truncheon standing at my door You'll be counting up your inches as you pick them off the floor |
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needs some fun
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Fill my mouth!
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new to this
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Like finding a needle in a haystack.
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