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I threw a boomerang at you but it came back and hit me across my eyes.
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Throwing you a key to your new jeep! its a white one...with a rag top....have fun!
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Edited by
WonderWoman48
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Sat 04/25/15 09:05 AM
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... Awww. thank you.... .. sends her his.. travel requirements..lol..... .. separate hotel room. my own driver... .. daily allowance.. .. my own personal chef. ... you are too.... show me around and have dinner with me at least... 5 nights a week..... and breakfast at least..6.. mornings.. a week.. . .. Your wishes are my command. |
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I have good reflexes for an old dude..lol . throwing a cell phone at her that can take..pic..    
Sending you one way ticket to Norway. 
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Topic:
I Will Survive
Edited by
WonderWoman48
on
Sat 04/25/15 08:15 AM
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Male Version:
At first I was afraid, I was petrified, When you said you had 42 double D's, Lord I almost died! But I'd spent oh so many years just waiting for a woman that wide, That I grew strong inside, and knew that I could take you on .... But there you are, another lie, I was ready for your meat balloons and you've brought me a pair of lies! I should have known that it was bull****, just a sad pathetic dream, Should have known that you wore padding to improve your pancakes with peas! Go on, now go! Walk out the door, Don't you promise me huge breasts, and then turn up as flat as the floor! Weren't you a fool to think I wouldn't find you out? Don't you know we're only joking when we say that size don't count? I will survive! I will survive! 'Coz as long at I have electricity, my sex life's gonna thrive, I will always have great sex, with a doll made of latex! I will survive! I will survive! Hey, hey..... It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, When I saw the tissues falling to the ground, But to hell with all your egos, and to hell with all your needs, Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a doll with multi-speeds! I will survive! I will survive! 'Coz as long at I have electricity, my sex life's gonna thrive, I will always have great sex, with a doll made of latex! I will survive! I will survive! Hey, hey 
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Edited by
WonderWoman48
on
Sat 04/25/15 07:30 AM
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kicks the ointment across the floor to her..lol.. 
no1phD! Throwing my shoes at you. You worth it. 
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Topic:
Hookers For Hillary!
Edited by
WonderWoman48
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Sat 04/25/15 04:33 AM
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You guys deserve on way ticket to antarctica.
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I'm not searching for my other half because I'm not a half.
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Topic:
marriage
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Her maiden name was you're boring.
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Topic:
MINGLE PARTY
Edited by
WonderWoman48
on
Sat 04/25/15 02:04 AM
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today was just thinking an outdoor gathering with all ya all would be a lot of fun...really though...I think doing just about anything with most everyone here would be a wonderful time...
I have fair creamy white skin which burns easily in the sun. I would have to use my creamy white parasol for the occasion.
You are unbelievable! I would marry you if I was a man. 
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Topic:
Q:Take me as I am? A: Happy
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I am me, and only me. Take me as I am or watch me as I go. I'll be the one to love you the most, but trust me...I won't be the one to stick around forever for you to realize it. I dance in the rain, and cry during chick flicks. I am a girl, I am myself, there is no changing it. Accept me, or don't. I won't change for you, or anyone else. I'm a lover, not a fighter...but I will always fight for what I love and believe in. I wish, I hope, I dream. I am a girl, living this thing we call life.
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Topic:
mingle ???????
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hi ohh my godd!! what is going on here? it is a serious site? No it will only fake profiles here !! you talk to a woman then you discover that it is a man !! where women on this site? i dont want scammers plzzzzz !! just want woman seriousss !! and age is not never problem !! I just looked up your home town in Henneprin Oklahoma? Population of 700 people, & over 74% white & over 24% black. NO other races..... I realize English is not your first language, by your profile. Is it difficult to live there? Mingle Police
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Throws you a warm hot toddy, to help you drift to la la land.
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eric22t!
Throwing you a towel...u gonna need after the shower! |
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Topic:
MINGLE PARTY
Edited by
WonderWoman48
on
Fri 04/24/15 03:35 PM
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IamwhoIam1!
You have the same taste in men as me. I must warn you to stay away from my men. 
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Topic:
philosophy phrases
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Have a baby If you're going through a tough time right now. There's a light at the end of the tunnel and it may seem hard to get to it but you can do it and just keep working towards it.
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Topic:
mingle ???????
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Example:
Throws apple at-insert name here. I don't have anybody above me so I can't throw. |
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