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Topic: A penis lives a sad life :(
WonderWoman48 Joined Tue 01/27/15 Posts: 1560	Mon 04/27/15 10:01 AM Edited by WonderWoman48 on Mon 04/27/15 10:58 AM
A penis has a sad life. My hair is a mess, my roomates are nuts, my next-door neighbor is an a-hole, my best friend is vagina, my owner shoves me in a dark until I vomet, my owner puts a plast bag over my head, my owners a wanker, everytime I get really excited I puke, and worst of all, my owner beats me daily. My life is miserable. I'm tired of my life. I can't take it any longer

Rock Joined Thu 10/09/08 Posts: 21250	Mon 04/27/15 10:02 AM


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SitkaRains Joined Thu 10/09/08 Posts: 17228	Mon 04/27/15 10:19 AM
OHG... as I spew coffee this am.. I am almost afraid to see what you do for the women's Vag..

IamwhoIam1 Joined Sun 01/01/12 Posts: 6400	Mon 04/27/15 10:41 AM
Sometimes the owner beats him 3 - 6 times daily.

Rock Joined Thu 10/09/08 Posts: 21250	Mon 04/27/15 10:54 AM
Sometimes the owner beats him 3 - 6 times daily. As long as you're gonna be peekin' in my window, ya might as well come in and help out.

messi_is_a_tim_1888 Joined Fri 11/28/14 Posts: 3309	Mon 04/27/15 10:57 AM
A penis has a sad life. My hair is a mess, my roomates are nuts, my next-door neighbor is an a-hole, my best friend is vagina, my owner shoves me in a dark until I vomet, my owner puts a plast bag over my head, my owners a wanker, everytime I get really excited I puke, and worst of all, my owner beats me daily. My life is miserable. Ha ha ha, mine leads a charmed life though!

unknown_romeo Joined Wed 03/26/14 Posts: 7691	Sat 05/02/15 02:52 PM
A penis has a sad life. My hair is a mess, my roomates are nuts, my next-door neighbor is an a-hole, my best friend is vagina, my owner shoves me in a dark until I vomet, my owner puts a plast bag over my head, my owners a wanker, everytime I get really excited I puke, and worst of all, my owner beats me daily. My life is miserable. I'm tired of my life. I can't take it any longer

unknown_romeo Joined Wed 03/26/14 Posts: 7691	Sat 05/02/15 02:52 PM Edited by unknown_romeo on Sat 05/02/15 02:54 PM
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jugari007 Joined Sun 02/15/15 Posts: 472	Sat 05/02/15 03:43 PM
OHG... as I spew coffee this am.. I am almost afraid to see what you do for the women's Vag.. That is the parking spot.

jugari007 Joined Sun 02/15/15 Posts: 472	Sat 05/02/15 03:44 PM
Sometimes the owner beats him 3 - 6 times daily. Sometimes and daily? They don't go together.

rindamin666 Joined Thu 02/14/13 Posts: 222	Wed 05/20/15 08:07 AM
how you knew it ... ? lol

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