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Topic:
I Will Survive
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At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
By the ugly wanker that was lying by my side. I would've drunk a little less, I would've tried to keep my head, If I'd known for just one second I'd be in your crusty bed. I tried to go, walk out the door. But I laughed so hard at your small knob that I've fallen on the floor. Your butts a pimply mess, it's just a broken-out disgrace, But I'd rather look at that, than at your f*cking ugly face! I want to go, I've got to leave. Your talk of chicks and football really makes me want to heave. I only know I've got to stop drinking spirits and to stop the beer, Coz when I looked at you last night, you looked just like that Richard Gere! I can't believe, that we both shagged. You should be wearing concrete shoes or simply bound and gagged. I'm taking off right now, I'm jumping on the flippin' train and I'm not stopping till I'm home and washed your greeblies down the drain. Please let me go, I feel quite sick, We had the worst sex in the world and you're an ugly prick, I should have shagged your gorgeous mate, at least he's got a lovely flat. But no, I go and trust the booze and now I'm stuck with you, you twat. It's time to go, run out the door. You look so ugly it should really be against the law. I'm going to give up all the booze, I'm going to have no stupid fun, Coz waking up beside your mug, Just makes me want to be a nun. |
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Topic:
Carbon Copy
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There is NO one like me out there.
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Topic:
Water Vs land
Edited by
WonderWoman48
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Fri 04/24/15 07:29 AM
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I live by the sea.
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Topic:
Phrases We Love & Hate
Edited by
WonderWoman48
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Fri 04/24/15 02:05 AM
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Most annoying!
1. Looking for intimate encounter. 2. Looking for a white woman. 3. Need a woman. 4. Need a wife. 5. I love mature women. 6. I'm sexy, hot. 7. I will tell you later. 8. I have house, car, credit card,...etc. 9. Well endowed. Personally I would rather have a good man with a small penis than an A-hole with a donkey penis. 
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Topic:
Need a good women
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Let's say that I can. Would you marry me? Let's say that's a step closer. But a whole lotta steps would be needed for a yes. What about me? 
Do you have a single brother? You might have to make his brother a mean Reuben sammich first. Can you perform this wonder, WonderWoman? Unfortunately no. But I'm a polyglot. 
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Let's say that I can. Would you marry me? Let's say that's a step closer. But a whole lotta steps would be needed for a yes. What about me?
Do you have a single brother? |
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Topic:
my profile
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I'm an expert on online dating profiles.
Your profile looks real to me. 
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Better single than sorry!
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Topic:
Prostitution
Edited by
WonderWoman48
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Thu 04/23/15 04:11 PM
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Topic:
Photo
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Topic:
If Your House Caught Fire
Edited by
WonderWoman48
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Thu 04/23/15 02:57 PM
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My sex doll, Justin.
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Topic:
A Better World!
Edited by
WonderWoman48
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Thu 04/23/15 02:41 PM
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Topic:
A Better World!
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The world would be a better place IF .....
Any suggestion would be appreciated. |
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Topic:
Lalalala
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Topic:
MINGLE PARTY
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I would bring my stun gun.
Gentlemen, Watch out for your balls! 
Don't piss me off! |
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Topic:
MINGLE PARTY
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Belly dance for the enjoyment.
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Topic:
MINGLE PARTY
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Sure. I would show up.
I would bring laughing gas for the enjoyment.
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Edited by
WonderWoman48
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Thu 04/23/15 10:22 AM
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I would love that because he sounds like a man with balls.
He has more balls than I do.
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Topic:
Time to apologize!
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no1phD!
I'm sorry If I hurt your feelings when I called you a big flirt. I really thought you already knew. |
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