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Sat 12/01/07 08:56 PM
The Green Hornet

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Thu 10/18/07 07:58 PM
they all played football

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Sat 10/06/07 05:10 PM
Byron Glick on the Bill Dana show

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Fri 08/31/07 02:00 PM
half a mustache

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Tue 03/13/07 10:53 PM
no problem song, thanks for sharing.

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Tue 03/13/07 10:50 PM
hey guys. I thought I should reply, most of this stuff is kind of
creepy. The verse 9:11 in the Quran is about regular prayer, the verse
that is quoted is no where in the Quran.

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Wed 02/21/07 04:35 PM
First I need to congratulate LaMom and Iam4u, that is so great.
Well, I live in Daly City, grew up in Pacifica and amazingly I'm from
somewhere else other then the U.S. Good luck in your search.

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Fri 10/13/06 08:08 AM
these are great. Thanks mom

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Thu 10/12/06 08:19 AM
yea I know Wisc, some women are so picky, LOL

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Thu 10/12/06 08:19 AM
yea I know Wisc, some women are so picky, LOL

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Mon 10/09/06 10:48 PM
On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play
together.
One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began
to sink.
Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the
farmer for help!
Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched
and
searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with
the only tractor.
Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley.
Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of
rope
hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.
Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken
arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of
rope the chicken tossed to him.
After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the
chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful
bike, rescued the horse!
Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and
the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.
The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best
Pals.
A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too
began
to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!
The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle.
Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thing and
he would then lift him out of the pit.
The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving
his life.



The moral of the story? (yep, you betcha, there IS a moral!)



"When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up
Chicks"

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Sat 10/07/06 10:27 PM
A guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old
fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free
to
good home. You want it, you take it." For three days the fridge sat
there
without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that
people were too untrusting of this deal. It looked to good to be true,
so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale $50." The next day
someone stole it. Caution... They Walk Among Us

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One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone
shouted...."Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky and
said..."where???" They Walk among us

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While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which
direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun
waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the
north?"
When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has
for sometime,she shook her head and said,
"Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff."
They Walk Among Us

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I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I
got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was
open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day,
7 days a week."
He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the
call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific" . . They Walk Among Us

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My colleague and I were eating our lunch in
our cafeteria, when we overheard one of the administrative assistants
talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore.
She drove down in a convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned
because the car was moving". They Walk Among Us

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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it's designed to cut through
a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk...
They Walk Among Us

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My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were
discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The
cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount on both....
They Walk Among Us

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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to
the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags
never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because
she was a trained professional and I was in good hands.
"Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?"...
They Walk Among Us

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While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza
to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like
it
cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before
responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry
enough to eat 6 pieces. Yep, THEY Walk Among Us

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Wed 09/27/06 12:07 PM
Hey Ghost. Most of the rooms are filled with bots who spam the hell out
of you. There are a few good rooms that play music and the people are
ok, but the majority of rooms are filled with teenagers trying to get
you to look at their websites. I'll wait for the chat room here.

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Fri 09/22/06 07:25 AM
Hey I graduated from Oceana High School in Pacifica in 1973. I grew up
in Pacifica and spend a lot of time in South San Francisco.