A guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old
fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free
to
good home. You want it, you take it." For three days the fridge sat
there
without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that
people were too untrusting of this deal. It looked to good to be true,
so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale $50." The next day
someone stole it. Caution... They Walk Among Us

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One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone
shouted...."Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky and
said..."where???" They Walk among us

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While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which
direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun
waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the
north?"
When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has
for sometime,she shook her head and said,
"Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff."
They Walk Among Us

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I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I
got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was
open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day,
7 days a week."
He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the
call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific" . . They Walk Among Us

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My colleague and I were eating our lunch in
our cafeteria, when we overheard one of the administrative assistants
talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore.
She drove down in a convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned
because the car was moving". They Walk Among Us

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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it's designed to cut through
a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk...
They Walk Among Us

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My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were
discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The
cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount on both....
They Walk Among Us

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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to
the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags
never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because
she was a trained professional and I was in good hands.
"Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?"...
They Walk Among Us

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While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza
to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like
it
cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before
responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry
enough to eat 6 pieces. Yep, THEY Walk Among Us

SHHHHHHH...I see DUMB people....