Topic: Women Why ?
Jess642's photo
Sat 03/29/08 07:11 AM


The CONSTANT never changing rule of LEE....

A real man, will glance, discreetly at the WHOLE physical appearance of a woman, then he will direct his attention to the woman's face, with a genuine interest in her expression, and conversation.


NO drooling, lip licking, or other such twitchings will be tolerated.

ALL other attempts at lascivious gazings will be dealt with harshly.





I'll just bet you have the sexiest elbows out of anyone in the forums........subtlety will be futile.



Nothing a smack in the head won't fix, Joel..:wink: laugh

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Sat 03/29/08 07:11 AM
Its ok to look, cause while I've got you occupied, I'm checking out your hands to see if you have a small wee wee, lol!

Beachfarmer's photo
Sat 03/29/08 07:13 AM

well a crack is different than a cleavage





one is an area of exposed space in between breasts


the other is what you are smoking if you think that somehow the women here will adjust and agree to that line of rationale

catfishned's photo
Sat 03/29/08 07:13 AM

I think it is natural to look. Doesn't bother me in the least. When a man stops looking....now that is a problem! bigsmile


Especially today when shopping for a bathing suit!

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Sat 03/29/08 07:13 AM


well a crack is different than a cleavage



I bet you would get turned on by a real closeup pic and wouldn't be able to tell the difference!:wink: bigsmile
LOL oh yes I would be able to tell

damnitscloudy's photo
Sat 03/29/08 07:15 AM


Because women WANT you to look so they have something to complain about later. laugh


And then they goto their friends are all like 'OMG that guy allen totally stared at my boobs even tho i didn't have a shirt on, I CAUGHT HIM LOOKING! its like hes never seen boobs in his living room before!" laugh


And then theres tho women who wear low cut pants and have a tattoo on their butt that looks super colorful and i look cause its like like a neon sign that says "LOOK AT ME NOW!" and then the woman is like 'OMG YOUR STARING AT MY BUTT HOW DARE YOU!" and then I'm like "i'm just trying to figure out wtf is tattooed on your ass! Its like the tattoo artist got drunk and started doodling!" laugh

I'm having too much fun thinking of this laugh

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Sat 03/29/08 07:15 AM

Its ok to look, cause while I've got you occupied, I'm checking out your hands to see if you have a small wee wee, lol!
OK we have found a WINNER, WHY DOES WOMEN WEAR CLEAVAGE TYPE TOPS?? this ladie wins the contest..........

StatGirl's photo
Sat 03/29/08 07:17 AM


Its ok to look, cause while I've got you occupied, I'm checking out your hands to see if you have a small wee wee, lol!
OK we have found a WINNER, WHY DOES WOMEN WEAR CLEAVAGE TYPE TOPS?? this ladie wins the contest..........


Too bad we don't have a contest for literacy.

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Sat 03/29/08 07:18 AM

because it's there....agreed is no excuse to ogle

in my 20s I used to have to pick a point on the forehead (denying natural urges) so as not to be rude.....not such a problem now
STILL A BIG FAN......just age, experience, and decorum

I DO get what the guy is saying though. An incredibly revealing blouse is not used to hang out with Gloria Steinem or to accentuate footwear.


I don't know, given enough saggage....well, you would have had to have met my ex-mother-in-law. And I wouldn't wish that on anybody, especially me.

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Sat 03/29/08 07:18 AM



Its ok to look, cause while I've got you occupied, I'm checking out your hands to see if you have a small wee wee, lol!
OK we have found a WINNER, WHY DOES WOMEN WEAR CLEAVAGE TYPE TOPS?? this ladie wins the contest..........


Too bad we don't have a contest for literacy.
Just like a woman ,, changing the subject to turn to another male bashing, lol

hellkitten54's photo
Sat 03/29/08 07:19 AM
A lot of the shirts I own show cleavage. I know that men will look, but I don't care. As long as they don't try to touch me. I like wearing them for my sweetie though.bigsmile

lilangel2's photo
Sat 03/29/08 07:19 AM


I think it is natural to look. Doesn't bother me in the least. When a man stops looking....now that is a problem! bigsmile


Especially today when shopping for a bathing suit!


Actually buying daughter a suit today...I might pick me up a new one as well...if I can get a 34 C that won't show any cleavage LOL bigsmile

StatGirl's photo
Sat 03/29/08 07:20 AM


Too bad we don't have a contest for literacy.
Just like a woman ,, changing the subject to turn to another male bashing, lol


Where did I male bash? I do believe I was illiterate bashing but....if the size 3 shoe fits....

damnitscloudy's photo
Sat 03/29/08 07:20 AM

A lot of the shirts I own show cleavage. I know that men will look, but I don't care. As long as they don't try to touch me. I like wearing them for my sweetie though.bigsmile


hellkitteh...and cleavage in the same sentence...*passes out* laugh

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Sat 03/29/08 07:20 AM

A lot of the shirts I own show cleavage. I know that men will look, but I don't care. As long as they don't try to touch me. I like wearing them for my sweetie though.bigsmile
Thats a good answer, too no negative thoughts.

hellkitten54's photo
Sat 03/29/08 07:22 AM


A lot of the shirts I own show cleavage. I know that men will look, but I don't care. As long as they don't try to touch me. I like wearing them for my sweetie though.bigsmile


hellkitteh...and cleavage in the same sentence...*passes out* laugh


laugh laugh :tongue:

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Sat 03/29/08 07:22 AM



Too bad we don't have a contest for literacy.
Just like a woman ,, changing the subject to turn to another male bashing, lol


Where did I male bash? I do believe I was illiterate bashing but....if the size 3 shoe fits....
Well now you see were talking about another subject thanks to you. lol So now the winner still holds .......

damnitscloudy's photo
Sat 03/29/08 07:24 AM



A lot of the shirts I own show cleavage. I know that men will look, but I don't care. As long as they don't try to touch me. I like wearing them for my sweetie though.bigsmile


hellkitteh...and cleavage in the same sentence...*passes out* laugh


laugh laugh :tongue:


Your just too adorable to have dirty thoughts of, i'd hug ya instead of trying somthing else ^.^

hellkitten54's photo
Sat 03/29/08 07:24 AM


A lot of the shirts I own show cleavage. I know that men will look, but I don't care. As long as they don't try to touch me. I like wearing them for my sweetie though.bigsmile
Thats a good answer, too no negative thoughts.


Well why be negative. They are only boobs. drinker

I can wear a shirt that covers my puppies up, but you can still tell how big they are. Men look anyhow.:tongue: laugh

hellkitten54's photo
Sat 03/29/08 07:25 AM




A lot of the shirts I own show cleavage. I know that men will look, but I don't care. As long as they don't try to touch me. I like wearing them for my sweetie though.bigsmile


hellkitteh...and cleavage in the same sentence...*passes out* laugh


laugh laugh :tongue:


Your just too adorable to have dirty thoughts of, i'd hug ya instead of trying somthing else ^.^


Yeah I know, Im as cute as a fluffy wombat!blushing laugh