A drunk is sitting in a bar. There is a very buxom
>blonde a few seats down from him with breasts size
>44DD'S.
>A fellow at the end of the bar calls for a beer. The
>bartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar. It
>hits the lady's breasts and spills all over them. The
>bartender goes over, retrieves the mug and licks the
>beer off of her breasts.
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>This happens a couple more times.
>
>The next time, the drunk jumps up and starts to lick
>her breasts. She decks him! He's laying on the floor
>moaning and groaning.
>
>"Why do you let the bartender do it?"
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>"Because he has.............(your gonna love this)......
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> A LICKER LICENSE!

That's cute!

omg...

for the love of............

Tacky , but funny!!