A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She
started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand
up!" After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said,
"Do
you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see
you
standing there all by yourself!"

Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on
her
face. "Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked. "To make myself
beautiful,"
said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.
"What's
the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?"

Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as
his
father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the
horse's
legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Dad, why
are
you doing that?" His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I
have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy.
Johnny, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy
Mom."

OMG, little Johnny jokes are always good.

ROFLMAO

I like 1st one the best spit my drink all over monitor

I liked the last one...LMAO!
Thanks Kojack...
Made me laugh after a loooong day...

HUmmmm I liked the last one lmao

i liked the last one the best.

Haaaaaaaaaa women rule!!!!!!!!

lmao those are good..LMAO have say i like the last one the best
also..LMAO

bump for spay

what a horse trader...lol...

the last one is my fave

Another last one favorite here.

Little Johnny greeted his mother at the door after she had been out of
town all week.

Johnny said, "Mommy, guess what? Yesterday, I was playing in the closet
in your bedroom and Daddy came into the room with the lady from next
door and they got undressed and they got into bed and then Daddy got on
top of her and"

The mother held up her hand and said, "Not another word! Wait until your
father gets home, and then I want you to tell him exactly what you've
just told me."

The father came home, and the wife told him that she was leaving him.

"But why?" croaked the husband.

"Go ahead, Johnny. Tell Daddy just what you told me."

"Well," said little Johnny, "I was playing in your closet and Daddy came
upstairs with the lady next door and they got undressed and they got
into bed and Daddy got on top of her and they did just what you did,
Mommy, with Uncle Bob when Daddy was away last summer!"

lol

those are great.. needed the laugh

LOL... I liked that one.... I have one


When the class started the teacher said all I want anyone learn a hard
word over the summertime and spell it. She picked a little girl first
and the teacher asked what is your word hunny and she says bumblebee
B-U-M-B-L-E-B-E-E and the teacher said very well now you hunny. The
little boy stand up and said I learned Thanksgiving T-H-A-A nevermind i
forgot. So the teacher nice try hunny. Next she picked little johnny and
he stand up and says I learned urinate.UR-A-8 but if you had bigger tits
I would give you a 10

lm ao

I loved all of these jokes, it makes my day!!!
Please keep em' comin'.....LOL :-) LOL :-) LOL :-)

Smooches from
QueenBee