I wish I was...an Oscar Meyer Wiener that is truly what I'd love to be

....in love.

then i would wake up every morning smiling....

I wish I was in bed sleeping right now instead of at work ready to pass out. Will someone just hand me a blanket? The cameras don't pick up my desk lol!

I wish everyone had the greatest happiness in life! (which is whatever makes them that way!)

i wish i were...a little bit taller...

I wish I were a baller?

shot collar... 20 inch blades on the impala

Dang it... leave it to you to make me think of stupid rap songs my younger brother memorized...

Fiddlesticks, wrong song. Thanks for making me remember what it was like to be 17.

shot collar... 20 inch blades on the impala

Dang it... leave it to you to make me think of stupid rap songs my younger brother memorized...


Fiddlesticks, wrong song. Thanks for making me remember what it was like to be 17.


... Oh man... now I've FORGOTTEN what 17 was like...
where'd my brain go??

That's what I was thinking.

... Somewhere in South America

They kissed goodbye at the terminal gate
She said, "You're gonna be late if you don't go"
He held her tight, said, "I'll be alright
I'll call you tonight to let you know"
He bought a postcard, on the front it just said Heaven
With a picture of the ocean and beach
And the simple words he wrote her
Said he loved her and they told her
How he'd hold her if his arms would reach

Chorus:
Wish you were here, wish you could see this place
Wish you were near, I wish I could touch your face
The weather's nice, it's paradise
It's summertime all year and there's some folks we know
They say, "Hello, I miss you so, wish you were here"

She got a call that night but it wasn't from him
It didn't sink in right away, ma'am the plane went down
Our crews have searched the ground
No survivors found she heard him say
But somehow she got a postcard in the mail
That just said Heaven with a picture of the ocean and the beach
And the simple words he wrote her
Said he loves and they told her
How he'd love her if his arms would reach

Repeat Chorus:

The weather's nice, in paradise
It's summertime all year and all the folks we know
They say, "Hello, I miss you so, wish you were here"
Wish you were here

I would like to be a well kept cat! If I believed in comin back after you die

I wish I was a civilian.

Um, yeah, but what about that dog food????

in the porn industry

i wish i were.....

a few pounds lighter

i wish i were.....

a few pounds lighter