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Topic: best advice you ever got . . .
Engraven_Image Joined Fri 01/25/08 Posts: 7798	Wed 03/26/08 01:12 AM
CONDOMS, CONDOMS, CONDOMS! Which doesn't help because I am a surrogate mother. I get knocked up for a living. Come to my house! I have wonderful specimen! Spesemen!

chachacha Joined Wed 02/21/07 Posts: 409	Wed 03/26/08 01:13 AM
That was chicken little Little red hen was the do it yourself baker. your so right . . . my bad and my damn old age!

HasidicEnforcer Joined Thu 12/20/07 Posts: 10235	Wed 03/26/08 01:15 AM
CONDOMS, CONDOMS, CONDOMS! Which doesn't help because I am a surrogate mother. I get knocked up for a living. holy sh!t, good luck with that I am currently working on my second surrogacy. The clinic has already cost us $2000. We are suing. I have fun, but it is only one of my 3 jobs. My other 2 are 4-1-1 Directory Assistance Phone Operator and as you know, Bikini Bar.

Peccy Joined Thu 06/28/07 Posts: 17181	Wed 03/26/08 01:17 AM
from your mama- don't get anyone preggers til your ready. from a song- Jump from Van Halen comes in handy while in front of the bungee jump line from yourself- never conform to what society judges to be the norm

Engraven_Image Joined Fri 01/25/08 Posts: 7798	Wed 03/26/08 01:19 AM
CONDOMS, CONDOMS, CONDOMS! Which doesn't help because I am a surrogate mother. I get knocked up for a living. holy sh!t, good luck with that I am currently working on my second surrogacy. The clinic has already cost us $2000. We are suing. I have fun, but it is only one of my 3 jobs. My other 2 are 4-1-1 Directory Assistance Phone Operator and as you know, Bikini Bar. I'ma 9-1-1 Operator; no, I don't answer phones, I keep them in business!

darkowl1 Joined Sat 01/12/08 Posts: 13060	Wed 03/26/08 01:19 AM Edited by darkowl1 on Wed 03/26/08 01:20 AM
That was chicken little Little red hen was the do it yourself baker. your so right . . . my bad and my damn old age! cha cha i love that pic, i was just looking at it on your profile, and was wondering if you ever used it.

muntjack Joined Tue 03/04/08 Posts: 652	Wed 03/26/08 01:22 AM
That was chicken little Little red hen was the do it yourself baker. your so right . . . my bad and my damn old age! cha cha i love that pic, i was just looking at it on your profile, and was wondering if you ever used it. i've beat it to it, twice in the last ten minutes

chachacha Joined Wed 02/21/07 Posts: 409	Wed 03/26/08 01:25 AM
That was chicken little Little red hen was the do it yourself baker. your so right . . . my bad and my damn old age! cha cha i love that pic, i was just looking at it on your profile, and was wondering if you ever used it. well now you know . . thanks! and apparently i am not the only one . . . using it.

chachacha Joined Wed 02/21/07 Posts: 409	Wed 03/26/08 01:26 AM
That was chicken little Little red hen was the do it yourself baker. your so right . . . my bad and my damn old age! cha cha i love that pic, i was just looking at it on your profile, and was wondering if you ever used it. i've beat it to it, twice in the last ten minutes ya . . . uh . .. . no!

Engraven_Image Joined Fri 01/25/08 Posts: 7798	Wed 03/26/08 01:27 AM
That was chicken little Little red hen was the do it yourself baker. your so right . . . my bad and my damn old age! cha cha i love that pic, i was just looking at it on your profile, and was wondering if you ever used it. well now you know . . thanks! and apparently i am not the only one . . . using it. what pornsite is it on... ...I wanta see!?!

darkowl1 Joined Sat 01/12/08 Posts: 13060	Wed 03/26/08 01:28 AM
i have a dirty mind, but for women far older than you, and i'm way to ugly and old to think about that stuff, that's me in the pic you see.

Engraven_Image Joined Fri 01/25/08 Posts: 7798	Wed 03/26/08 01:30 AM
Best advice I ever got... "Son when you're my age, the funnest thing you will ever get to do is sh!t your pants and sit in it!" -Darkowl

darkowl1 Joined Sat 01/12/08 Posts: 13060	Wed 03/26/08 01:37 AM
it creates the playdoh effect!!!!

yellowrose10 Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 52804	Wed 03/26/08 01:40 AM
That was chicken little Little red hen was the do it yourself baker. your so right . . . my bad and my damn old age! cha cha i love that pic, i was just looking at it on your profile, and was wondering if you ever used it. well now you know . . thanks! and apparently i am not the only one . . . using it. what pornsite is it on... ...I wanta see!?!

HasidicEnforcer Joined Thu 12/20/07 Posts: 10235	Wed 03/26/08 01:40 AM
it creates the playdoh effect!!!! ewwww!

darkowl1 Joined Sat 01/12/08 Posts: 13060	Wed 03/26/08 01:44 AM
it creates the playdoh effect!!!! ewwww! that's reaallllyyy bad,,, isn't it!!!

Engraven_Image Joined Fri 01/25/08 Posts: 7798	Wed 03/26/08 01:45 AM
it creates the playdoh effect!!!! =squating =takin a sh!t =gas =finishing the poopy =sitting in the poopy =results =IT's A PARTY IN MY PANTS!!!

tearsofblood666 Joined Sat 03/15/08 Posts: 7066	Wed 03/26/08 01:48 AM
my mom my mom and you last night

darkowl1 Joined Sat 01/12/08 Posts: 13060	Wed 03/26/08 01:52 AM Edited by darkowl1 on Wed 03/26/08 01:54 AM
it creates the playdoh effect!!!! =squating =takin a sh!t =gas =finishing the poopy <<< especially this one, that little red face =sitting in the poopy =results =IT's A PARTY IN MY PANTS!!! only i would find this, that funny ........

Engraven_Image Joined Fri 01/25/08 Posts: 7798	Wed 03/26/08 01:53 AM
it creates the playdoh effect!!!! =squating =takin a sh!t =gas =finishing the poopy =sitting in the poopy =results =IT's A PARTY IN MY PANTS!!! only i would find this, that funny ........ Yeah, Pipe !