#10 Life is sexually transmitted.

#9 Good health is merely the slowest rate at which one can die.

#8 Men have two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an
erection, make him a sandwich.

#7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to
use the Internet, and they won't bother you for weeks.

#6 Some people are like a slinky... not really good for anything, but
you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

#5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital
dying of nothing.

#4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather: It pays no attention
to criticism.

#3 Why does a "slight" tax increase cost you $200 dollars, and a
"substantial" tax cut saves you 30 cents???

#2 In the '60s, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world
is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2007: We know exactly where one cow with
mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in
America, but we haven't a clue as to where thousands of illegal
immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the
Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.

Tooooo cute actually liked the # 8 & # 2 but we would be better off just
to give each immigrant a cow when they come across then we could always
find them lol.

I like them all and very realistic Great outlook

haha those were cute i do like the last one and the one about the slinky

Pretty creative i liked them all especially the slinky and the fish one.
they were all great

Thanks.

truely liked them all.

Ghost

They were all great, and truthful to.