You might be a RedNeck if you're a Single Mom and you throw a big B-Day
party for your 15 yr old Son so you can Hook up with your son's
friends....

Does That work?

you might be a redneck if you read this post lol

Some of my favorite "You might be a redneck if"

...your momma has a spitoon on the ironing board.
...you think watching professional wrestling is foreplay.
...your idea of high-quality entertainment is a six-pack and a
bug-zapper.
...you have a bumper sticker that says, “My mother’s an honor student”
at the local junior high.
...you’ve ever been to a wedding reception at the Waffle House.
...your idea of a romantic evening is sharing the same spit cup with
your girlfriend at a tractor pull.
...you prefer car keys to Q-tips.
...the best 5 years of your life were in the second grade.
...you go to a bar to cheer for your mother in a mud wrestling match.
...you've been on TV more than 5 times describing what the tornado
sounded like.

If you stop and stare at the frozen orange juice because it says
concentrate on the label, you might be a redneck

If you go to your family reunion to pick up girls, you might be a
redneck

These are great - did you hear Jeff Foxworthy's song - the Redneck 12
days of Christmas?? It was great. Ended with something like- "if you
visit you mom at the penitentiary for Christmas, you're a redneck."

Can't remember the rest of them, but could probably find it on Google.
Included 9 years probation, and 5 flannel shirts, etc.

you might be a redneck if your grass was taller than your mailbox,and
your neighbor came over only to smoke it...
you might be a RED NECK!!!

HERES YER SIGN!!!