Alright people go to town! Be honest, I can take it. Women only though please.

I am out to dinner

I am with 519

wow... ummm... good luck man

Gone Fishin...........

Perfect! I was looking for some company!

This is a joke, right? Who put you up to this? Self-important is putting it mildly. Looks like you have a superiority complex. Don't put "I'll blow you off in favor of Mom-time", say you like to spend time with family. Get rid of the first photo~ total geekness. Don't tell a lady that she MAY make your life "marginally" better. She'll easily figure out she can do better than you and leave the profile post-haste!!!!! You look like the type to THINK you are intellectual, so no retaliation just because you don't like what you read!! You asked!!

Take geof with you guys........looks like he could use a couple good meals.

yall ant being nice tonight

I think you should just stick with your mom and julia.

Awwwwwww offering to feed the guy is nice.........isn't it?

OK profile... but one question.... What is up with the headline?

But I do agree with removing the first picture... good luck.....

What Kitten said


You must need a ladder to climb off of that high horse

Yeah, he is the guy that will be living with his mother when he is 45.

instead of being haters why don't you help the guy out. Tell him what he needs and then he can work with that.

I mean, you guys can comment on my weight all you want, it really doesn't bother me, although I don't think it's especially productive, so I'd appreciate it if you saved it for another medium. I'm trying to gain weight. I hit the gym 3 times a week and drink 2 cytogainer protein shakes a day, but just because I'm trying to improve my body doesn't mean I'm insecure about it. I'm doing it for me. And the fact is, I'd definitely rather be too thin but still aerobically in shape than overweight and out of shape.

Yea, btw SK, I do think I'm intellectual, and in fact, I know I'm intellectual. But you're right, I did ask. And no, I'm not offended, because to be perfectly honest, I don't have any trouble meeting women in real life. This is as much an intellectual exercise for me as it is an opportunity to actually meet people.

I'm still trying to figure online dating out. It has thus far proved to be way harder than meeting people out in the world. Clearly sarcasm and doesn't come through as well without voice tonality and body language. Although, to be honest, if you are that offended by my profile, I don't think we'd get along very well, because some of that stuff is clearly hilarious.

I'll be sure to get right on that

Well why don't you? It's not my job to tell this dude he will be alone forever with his kind of attitude.

you do that after you get back from dinner

Actually having dessert now