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Topic: Beer
hellkitten54's photo
Sat 03/22/08 07:18 PM
Why does it make you pee so much, when I drink soda or tea it doesn't do that?????????????





huh huh huh huh huh huh


drinker

lilith401's photo
Sat 03/22/08 07:19 PM

Why does it make you pee so much, when I drink soda or tea it doesn't do that?????????????


Because it does not need to stop to change color on the way out, of course!

david1972's photo
Sat 03/22/08 07:19 PM
hmm doesnt do that to me

scubagold's photo
Sat 03/22/08 07:20 PM
Beer is what is known as a "Diuretic" from the latin diurese which means to pee pee. The technical definition is a substance that increases the flow of urine from the body. Other Diuretic beverages that give you the same effect as beer are coffee, tea, and other drinks with alcohol. The alcohol in beer causes the kidneys and liver to work overtime to filter out all the carbons and seperate the water from the alcohol causing your bladder to feel an increased elasticity which in turn triggers your nervous system giving it the sensation of a fuller bladder, making you WANT to pee.

hope that helped hellskittenlaugh

Wolfshado's photo
Sat 03/22/08 07:20 PM
the classic answer is......


because you dont BUY beer, you only rent it

blushing drinker blushing

toastedoranges's photo
Sat 03/22/08 07:21 PM
um... cuz it's the devil's liquid?



huh

hellkitten54's photo
Sat 03/22/08 07:21 PM


Why does it make you pee so much, when I drink soda or tea it doesn't do that?????????????


Because it does not need to stop to change color on the way out, of course!


laugh bigsmile

Yeah I guess so!drinker

TheShadow's photo
Sat 03/22/08 07:22 PM
Some times i feel it's better to just stand over the toilet as i drink laugh

hellkitten54's photo
Sat 03/22/08 07:22 PM

Beer is what is known as a "Diuretic" from the latin diurese which means to pee pee. The technical definition is a substance that increases the flow of urine from the body. Other Diuretic beverages that give you the same effect as beer are coffee, tea, and other drinks with alcohol. The alcohol in beer causes the kidneys and liver to work overtime to filter out all the carbons and seperate the water from the alcohol causing your bladder to feel an increased elasticity which in turn triggers your nervous system giving it the sensation of a fuller bladder, making you WANT to pee.

hope that helped hellskittenlaugh


LMAO

laugh laugh laugh laugh bigsmile

Oh jeez, yes it helped and now I have to pee!bigsmile drinker

Cair_18's photo
Sat 03/22/08 07:22 PM
haha I know, I had to go pee so bad at this bbq for work cuz of the vodka drinks, and there were no bathrooms! I went home early needless to say!

azrae1l's photo
Sat 03/22/08 07:23 PM
how many times have you drinken 15 cokes in 3 hours?

hellkitten54's photo
Sat 03/22/08 07:23 PM

the classic answer is......


because you dont BUY beer, you only rent it

blushing drinker blushing


Cheers to that!drinker drinker laugh

hellkitten54's photo
Sat 03/22/08 07:23 PM

Some times i feel it's better to just stand over the toilet as i drink laugh


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hellkitten54's photo
Sat 03/22/08 07:24 PM

how many times have you drinken 15 cokes in 3 hours?



Oh yeah....ummmm never.blushing blushing blushing laugh

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Sat 03/22/08 07:24 PM

Some times i feel it's better to just stand over the toilet as i drink laugh

Thats why I only drink in my back yard

lilith401's photo
Sat 03/22/08 07:26 PM
Why do you think that lady got stuck on her toilet for two years? drinker

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Sat 03/22/08 07:27 PM

Why do you think that lady got stuck on her toilet for two years? drinker

Isnt that crazy....um yeah I guess she was crazy

TheShadow's photo
Sat 03/22/08 07:27 PM


Some times i feel it's better to just stand over the toilet as i drink laugh

Thats why I only drink in my back yard


Hell even going to a friends BBQ works todrinker

hellkitten54's photo
Sat 03/22/08 07:27 PM

Why do you think that lady got stuck on her toilet for two years? drinker


laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

Oh breathe.......


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Sat 03/22/08 07:28 PM



Some times i feel it's better to just stand over the toilet as i drink laugh

Thats why I only drink in my back yard


Hell even going to a friends BBQ works todrinker

or drinking in my neighbors pool

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