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Some times i feel it's better to just stand over the toilet as i drink  Thats why I only drink in my back yard Hell even going to a friends BBQ works to  or drinking in my neighbors pool This is my OOL, notice there is no P in it. Let's keep it that way!  I had a pool growing up and we had that sign on our fence. 
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Beer is what is known as a "Diuretic" from the latin diurese which means to pee pee. The technical definition is a substance that increases the flow of urine from the body. Other Diuretic beverages that give you the same effect as beer are coffee, tea, and other drinks with alcohol. The alcohol in beer causes the kidneys and liver to work overtime to filter out all the carbons and seperate the water from the alcohol causing your bladder to feel an increased elasticity which in turn triggers your nervous system giving it the sensation of a fuller bladder, making you WANT to pee. hope that helped hellskitten
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Small price to pay for a good time
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Edited by
68chevy
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Sat 03/22/08 07:36 PM
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The World is my Toilet
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Edited by
TheShadow
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Sat 03/22/08 07:37 PM
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Some times i feel it's better to just stand over the toilet as i drink Thats why I only drink in my back yard Hell even going to a friends BBQ works to or drinking in my neighbors pool This is my OOL, notice there is no P in it. Let's keep it that way! I had a pool growing up and we had that sign on our fence. Wouldn't have stopped me
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will you look at these urination ads!!! awesome timing don't ya think?
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Why does it make you pee so much, when I drink soda or tea it doesn't do that?????????????  It's 'cause it gets you all excited.
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sometimes the water in the pool just needs a little warm liquid dumped in!
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Why does it make you pee so much, when I drink soda or tea it doesn't do that????????????? It's because you never truly buy beer- you only rent it. |
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Ok, I have pee'd about 7 times tonight. ( I know you were wondering)
And I have had six beers.
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quick! drink a beer to even everything out!
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Ok, I have pee'd about 7 times tonight. ( I know you were wondering) And I have had six beers. I've had about 4 and only went twice so far, I got 2 more beers though. |
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quick! drink a beer to even everything out! I can't guzzle them. Im trying to drink....... 
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Ok, I have pee'd about 7 times tonight. ( I know you were wondering) And I have had six beers. I've had about 4 and only went twice so far, I got 2 more beers though. Oh, well I HAD twelve......not sure how many I will have left tomorrow.
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if you go through all of them, you'll know how many you've got...
... none. |
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Ok, I have pee'd about 7 times tonight. ( I know you were wondering) And I have had six beers. I've had about 4 and only went twice so far, I got 2 more beers though. Oh, well I HAD twelve......not sure how many I will have left tomorrow. I'm just finishing up what was left from last night.
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i pee'd in the pool....
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if you go through all of them, you'll know how many you've got... ... none. I couldn't possibly do that. One more and Im off to bed. ALONE.
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Ok, I have pee'd about 7 times tonight. ( I know you were wondering) And I have had six beers. I've had about 4 and only went twice so far, I got 2 more beers though. Oh, well I HAD twelve......not sure how many I will have left tomorrow. I'm just finishing up what was left from last night. Cheers, go get more!!
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i pee'd in the pool.... It was YOU!  Oh well, I pee in the lake at my moms all the time!
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