Naughty . . . but quite funny . .


Two couples were playing poker one evening. John accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Bill's wife, Sue, wasn't wearing any underwear!

Shocked by this, John upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.
Later, John went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Bill's wife followed and asked, "Did you see anything that you liked under there?"

Surprised by her boldness, John courageously admitted that, well indeed he did. She said, "Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500."

After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of this offer, John confirms that he is interested.

She tells him that since her husband Bill works Friday afternoons and as John doesn't, he should be at her house around 2 p.m.

When Friday rolled around Joh n show ed up at Bill's house at 2 p.m. sharp and after handing over the agreed sum of $500 to Sue, they went to the bedroom and completed the transaction. John then quickly dressed and left.

Bill, as usual, came home from work at 6 o'clock, and upon entering the house, asked his wife abruptly. "Did John come by the house this afternoon?"

With a lump in her throat Sue answered "Why yes, he did stop by for a few minutes this afternoon."Her heart early skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked,

"And did he give you $500?"

In terror she assumed that somehow he had found out and after mustering her best poker face, replied, "Well, yes, in fact he did give me $500".

Bill, with a very satisfied look on his face, then surprised his wife by saying, "Good, I was hoping he did". "He came by the office this morning and borrowed $500 from me." "He promised that he'd stop by our house this afternoon, on his way home, and pay me back."

aaaaahhhhh!!!!!!

NOW THAT'S FUNNY