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Jillybean31 Joined Thu 03/20/08 Posts: 815	Fri 03/21/08 11:58 AM
Tell your most awkward dating moments. Awkward: Ex girlfriends picture on his night stand.

Jillybean31 Joined Thu 03/20/08 Posts: 815	Fri 03/21/08 12:04 PM
You're kidding...not one good milk through the nose at diner with the parents story out there?

Jill298 Joined Fri 11/09/07 Posts: 16316	Fri 03/21/08 12:07 PM
my date farted on me

Jillybean31 Joined Thu 03/20/08 Posts: 815	Fri 03/21/08 12:08 PM
my date farted on me Killer!

jessicapickle Joined Sat 09/15/07 Posts: 2839	Fri 03/21/08 12:08 PM
One time I was on a date and I thought he was in the other room, and I was doing something, I dont remember, but it was right in front of the bed, and I was bending over and I farted. Loud too. What I didn't know, was my date was sitting on the bed right behind me. I was mortified. He just laughed it off, and tried to fart himself. LOL

Jill298 Joined Fri 11/09/07 Posts: 16316	Fri 03/21/08 12:09 PM
my date farted on me Killer! 3 times!

uk_bloke Joined Tue 12/04/07 Posts: 774	Fri 03/21/08 12:10 PM
new g/f invited me to xmas dinner at her place, her whole family was there - 2 sisters, 2 brothers, her own kids, and her mom.... part way thru i turned and said (quite loudly to be sure she heard me) "i must say Karen, you do make fantastic potatoes" swiftly followed by "erm, Karen? who'd that? you're Claire" that was a bit of a wish the floor would open up around me moment... karen wa sthe ex wife...

Jillybean31 Joined Thu 03/20/08 Posts: 815	Fri 03/21/08 12:10 PM
If you don't start responding, we're going to change this to most awkward forum moments.

Jill298 Joined Fri 11/09/07 Posts: 16316	Fri 03/21/08 12:11 PM
new g/f invited me to xmas dinner at her place, her whole family was there - 2 sisters, 2 brothers, her own kids, and her mom.... part way thru i turned and said (quite loudly to be sure she heard me) "i must say Karen, you do make fantastic potatoes" swiftly followed by "erm, Karen? who'd that? you're Claire" that was a bit of a wish the floor would open up around me moment... karen wa sthe ex wife...

Jill298 Joined Fri 11/09/07 Posts: 16316	Fri 03/21/08 12:11 PM
If you don't start responding, we're going to change this to most awkward forum moments. must be a Jill thing

Jillybean31 Joined Thu 03/20/08 Posts: 815	Fri 03/21/08 12:12 PM
new g/f invited me to xmas dinner at her place, her whole family was there - 2 sisters, 2 brothers, her own kids, and her mom.... part way thru i turned and said (quite loudly to be sure she heard me) "i must say Karen, you do make fantastic potatoes" swiftly followed by "erm, Karen? who'd that? you're Claire" that was a bit of a wish the floor would open up around me moment... karen wa sthe ex wife... uk_bloke! That's awful!

Jillybean31 Joined Thu 03/20/08 Posts: 815	Fri 03/21/08 12:13 PM
If you don't start responding, we're going to change this to most awkward forum moments. must be a Jill thing We Jills have to stick together.

Jill298 Joined Fri 11/09/07 Posts: 16316	Fri 03/21/08 12:14 PM
If you don't start responding, we're going to change this to most awkward forum moments. must be a Jill thing We Jills have to stick together.

PragmaticMind Joined Mon 02/25/08 Posts: 1098	Fri 03/21/08 12:14 PM
Well.. yrs. ago I attempted to go on a date (why, is beyond me).. however, I went out with an older gentleman (who I thought to have an ex girlfriend). We met at a restaruant and were seated at a table for 4 ~sighs~ Within 15 mins. of arriving and conversation just starting; a young lady approached our table. He introduced her to me (whatever her name was) and asked if it would be okay that she joined us. I said, is this the ex g/f you told me about? She responded w/ I am his g/f. I sit there for a brief moment to collect my thoughts and then suddenly I'm invited for a 3some.. .Ummm.. I left!

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24713	Fri 03/21/08 12:15 PM
Taking one those one night cooking classes where you get to eat what you prepare at the end. She was HOT and so was the teacher. I was asked to demonstrate the marinara..............pitchin a tent like I was a Junior in High School. No thanks Ms. Barcellos, I'll just take the F.

Jillybean31 Joined Thu 03/20/08 Posts: 815	Fri 03/21/08 12:16 PM
Well.. yrs. ago I attempted to go on a date (why, is beyond me).. however, I went out with an older gentleman (who I thought to have an ex girlfriend). We met at a restaruant and were seated at a table for 4 ~sighs~ Within 15 mins. of arriving and conversation just starting; a young lady approached our table. He introduced her to me (whatever her name was) and asked if it would be okay that she joined us. I said, is this the ex g/f you told me about? She responded w/ I am his g/f. I sit there for a brief moment to collect my thoughts and then suddenly I'm invited for a 3some.. .Ummm.. I left! Wow!

jessicapickle Joined Sat 09/15/07 Posts: 2839	Fri 03/21/08 12:21 PM
Well.. yrs. ago I attempted to go on a date (why, is beyond me).. however, I went out with an older gentleman (who I thought to have an ex girlfriend). We met at a restaruant and were seated at a table for 4 ~sighs~ Within 15 mins. of arriving and conversation just starting; a young lady approached our table. He introduced her to me (whatever her name was) and asked if it would be okay that she joined us. I said, is this the ex g/f you told me about? She responded w/ I am his g/f. I sit there for a brief moment to collect my thoughts and then suddenly I'm invited for a 3some.. .Ummm.. I left! I woulda joined. LOL

Jillybean31 Joined Thu 03/20/08 Posts: 815	Fri 03/21/08 12:23 PM
Well.. yrs. ago I attempted to go on a date (why, is beyond me).. however, I went out with an older gentleman (who I thought to have an ex girlfriend). We met at a restaruant and were seated at a table for 4 ~sighs~ Within 15 mins. of arriving and conversation just starting; a young lady approached our table. He introduced her to me (whatever her name was) and asked if it would be okay that she joined us. I said, is this the ex g/f you told me about? She responded w/ I am his g/f. I sit there for a brief moment to collect my thoughts and then suddenly I'm invited for a 3some.. .Ummm.. I left! I woulda joined. LOL Double wow!

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24713	Fri 03/21/08 12:24 PM
Well.. yrs. ago I attempted to go on a date (why, is beyond me).. however, I went out with an older gentleman (who I thought to have an ex girlfriend). We met at a restaruant and were seated at a table for 4 ~sighs~ Within 15 mins. of arriving and conversation just starting; a young lady approached our table. He introduced her to me (whatever her name was) and asked if it would be okay that she joined us. I said, is this the ex g/f you told me about? She responded w/ I am his g/f. I sit there for a brief moment to collect my thoughts and then suddenly I'm invited for a 3some.. .Ummm.. I left! I woulda joined. LOL get a little bit more than your pickle tickled fo sho.

jessicapickle Joined Sat 09/15/07 Posts: 2839	Fri 03/21/08 12:24 PM
Well.. yrs. ago I attempted to go on a date (why, is beyond me).. however, I went out with an older gentleman (who I thought to have an ex girlfriend). We met at a restaruant and were seated at a table for 4 ~sighs~ Within 15 mins. of arriving and conversation just starting; a young lady approached our table. He introduced her to me (whatever her name was) and asked if it would be okay that she joined us. I said, is this the ex g/f you told me about? She responded w/ I am his g/f. I sit there for a brief moment to collect my thoughts and then suddenly I'm invited for a 3some.. .Ummm.. I left! I woulda joined. LOL get a little bit more than your pickle tickled fo sho. Sarcasim is my best friend.