<<<<<<< trips over her own two feet most times.

Eileena I would probably trip over both of our feet!!

<---triped over pot hole and broke my ankle b-4 it wasn't funny then but it is now

One of my bosses wants me to use this little step thing on our machines to get to the top row of mail......I asked her if she would be the one helping me up all the time when I fall off of it.

I am glad I am tall!!

I tripped over a foreign exchange student once with skis on

My sister had that problem as a child. Poor kid would knock over EVERYTHING on the dinner table. She'd knock over stuff and I'd catch it. She won't eat anywhere near me at family gatherings these days.

My youngest daughter spill something EVERY night!!

when you knock something over you only have your reflexes - your emergency response system to correct. you unconsciously focus on the item which is falling and your brain can easily fail to account for another item which is not the direct focus of your attention...

so, in some instances you actually save the item which is tumbling but bowl over some other innocent item...and by that time there is no way of any hope of saving the second one!

in rare instances it happens in slow motion and several items go down as the hapless nincompoop tries desperately to correct each one...as in classic pratfall comedian bits - e.g. WC Fields, Buster Keaton, Marx Bros., Lucy, Stooges, Keystone Cops, Charlie Chaplin and Chevy Chase



but these are (were) highly talented and gifted artists of the craft! do not try to duplicate their stunts at home!!



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWEo4M8nZQQ

Oh, I've got to be brilliant....I've tried to catch flying scissors, knives, ice picks, lit cigarettes, toasted marshmallows, hot glue guns....the list goes on...and on....and, unfortunately, onnnnnn.............

sometimes it involves the speakin word

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxvE5JC4zgI

How about catching a hot curling iron between your knees before it can fall to the ground.

No thanks...I'm trying to cut down.

with or without jeans?!

shorts.... it was not pretty......

ye must not panic

I fell down an escalator in the airport holding a bottle of Jack...I have the grace of a bull in a china shop....

if you rub the bottle does jack come out and grant you a wish

No you actually have to drink the bottle of Jack before you can see him!!