Topic: J.S.H Comedy Tour
Jill298's photo
Thu 03/20/08 02:14 PM

A bear and a rabbit are having a $hit in the woods.
The bear turns to the rabbit and asks"do you have trouble with $hit sticking to your fur"
The rabbit replies "No"
So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbitdrinker
laugh laugh laugh laugh

bookworm's photo
Thu 03/20/08 02:15 PM
I wanna go! I wanna go! I wanna go!

kkKen's photo
Thu 03/20/08 02:17 PM
Now if we could just combine this tour with the world drinking championchips woooooooooooooooooooooooo what a tourdrinker

MirrorMirror's photo
Thu 03/20/08 02:24 PM

gimme an inch and i want a mile mikey:tongue: laugh
huh mikeyindifferent

MirrorMirror's photo
Thu 03/20/08 02:25 PM

Now i know who got my foot long!!!noway :tongue: bigsmile
laugh It wasnt Amber laugh Maybe it was a figment of your imaginationlaugh

no photo
Thu 03/20/08 02:26 PM

Someone tell me because i have to know :

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation ? laugh laugh
laugh
IDK let me ask.........
great now I'm not speaking to myself

MirrorMirror's photo
Thu 03/20/08 02:30 PM

IM funny looking!!!noway grumble laugh
laugh Thats what I thinklaugh Im laughing so hard I just pukeddevil

jenleah32's photo
Thu 03/20/08 02:37 PM
Edited by jenleah32 on Thu 03/20/08 02:38 PM
<<<--------------Funny ass bytch here...I am so damn funny I crack myself up...But for some reason no one else laughs...But when I make not so funny faces people roll on the floor and laugh thier asses off...Why is this inquiring minds want to know??huh

FETTS61's photo
Thu 03/20/08 02:37 PM
DID YOU HEAR THAT HEATHER MILLS IS GOING BACK ON DANCING WITH THE STARSAND HER PARTNER IS THE DRUMMER FROM DEF LEPPARD. THEY WERE QUOTED SAYING THEYD GIVE AN ARM AND A LEG TO WINlaugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

MirrorMirror's photo
Thu 03/20/08 02:43 PM

Now i know who got my foot long!!!noway :tongue: bigsmile
laugh You got a cam Mikey??laugh I bet I got more than youlaugh

lilith401's photo
Thu 03/20/08 02:50 PM


Now i know who got my foot long!!!noway :tongue: bigsmile
laugh You got a cam Mikey??laugh I bet I got more than youlaugh


Put up or shut up... banana man!

jenleah32's photo
Thu 03/20/08 02:54 PM



Now i know who got my foot long!!!noway :tongue: bigsmile
laugh You got a cam Mikey??laugh I bet I got more than youlaugh


Put up or shut up... banana man!
laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

Now that was funny...She told you Lee!!:wink: laugh laugh laugh

kkKen's photo
Thu 03/20/08 02:58 PM
O.K who nicked my joke book.come on this ain't funny i'll get kicked off the tourdrinker drinker

FETTS61's photo
Thu 03/20/08 02:58 PM
WHATS THE OPPOSITE OF CHRISTOPHER REEVES (superman)



CHRISTOPHER WALKEN

kkKen's photo
Thu 03/20/08 03:00 PM

WHATS THE OPPOSITE OF CHRISTOPHER REEVES (superman)



CHRISTOPHER WALKEN

laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh thats not rightlaugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

FETTS61's photo
Thu 03/20/08 03:15 PM
WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A GAY MAN AND A FREEZER??



A FREEZER DOESNT FART WHEN YOU TAKE THE MEAT OUT OF IT

MsTeddyBear2u's photo
Thu 03/20/08 03:31 PM

Make up your own minds as to if I'm worthy enough to be included.

If not. My teddy bear's going in the corner. :tongue: bigsmile



I'm not going in the corner UK...
I'm going on the tour! :wink: bigsmile

MsTeddyBear2u's photo
Thu 03/20/08 03:51 PM
Edited by MsTeddyBear2u on Thu 03/20/08 03:52 PM

If the front of your car says 'DODGE', do you really need a horn?

What do sheep count when they can't get to sleep?


When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?



1. No just roll the window down and shout! ohwell
2. People. bigsmile
3. Even darker blue- what is that hue called? huh

kojack's photo
Thu 03/20/08 06:09 PM
what does sex and snow have in common ?


you never know how long it will last or how many inches you'll get

pkh's photo
Thu 03/20/08 09:07 PM
There are so many people here that make me laugh,but the one the really cracks me up no matter how I'm feeling is Gypsy.I know if I'm having a bad day just look for her post and I'll be laughing my butt off.She can be real serious when she needs to,but her sense of humor always makes my day...flowerforyou