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     A bear and a rabbit are having a $hit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks"do you have trouble with $hit sticking to your fur" The rabbit replies "No" So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit   
        
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      I wanna go!  I wanna go!  I wanna go!
     
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      Now if we could just combine this tour with the world drinking championchips woooooooooooooooooooooooo what a tour 
    
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     gimme an inch and i want a mile mikey     
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     Now i know who got my foot long!!!       
  It wasnt Amber   Maybe it was a figment of your imagination  
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     Someone tell me because i have to know : If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation ?    
  
IDK let me ask......... great now I'm not speaking to myself  | 
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     IM funny looking!!!       
  Thats what I think  Im laughing so hard I just puked  
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        Edited by
        jenleah32
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        Thu 03/20/08 02:38 PM
       
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      <<<--------------Funny ass bytch here...I am so damn funny I crack myself up...But for some reason no one else laughs...But when I make not so funny faces people roll on the floor and laugh thier asses off...Why is this inquiring minds want to know?? 
    
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      DID YOU HEAR THAT HEATHER MILLS IS GOING BACK ON DANCING WITH THE STARSAND HER PARTNER IS THE DRUMMER FROM DEF LEPPARD. THEY WERE QUOTED SAYING THEYD GIVE AN ARM AND A LEG TO WIN 
                
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     Now i know who got my foot long!!!       
  You got a cam Mikey??   I bet I got more than you  
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     Now i know who got my foot long!!!       
  You got a cam Mikey??   I bet I got more than you  
Put up or shut up... banana man!  | 
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     Now i know who got my foot long!!!       
  You got a cam Mikey??   I bet I got more than you  
Put up or shut up... banana man!               
Now that was funny...She told you Lee!!         
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      O.K who nicked my joke book.come on this ain't funny i'll get kicked off the tour 
      
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      WHATS THE OPPOSITE OF CHRISTOPHER REEVES (superman)
 
  CHRISTOPHER WALKEN  | 
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     WHATS THE OPPOSITE OF CHRISTOPHER REEVES (superman) CHRISTOPHER WALKEN           thats not right                        
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      WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A GAY MAN AND A FREEZER??
 
  A FREEZER DOESNT FART WHEN YOU TAKE THE MEAT OUT OF IT  | 
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     Make up your own minds as to if I'm worthy enough to be included. If not. My teddy bear's going in the corner.     
I'm not going in the corner UK... I'm going on the tour!     
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     If the front of your car says 'DODGE', do you really need a horn? What do sheep count when they can't get to sleep? When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? 1. No just roll the window down and shout!   
2. People.   
3. Even darker blue- what is that hue called?   
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      what does sex and snow have in common ? 
 
  you never know how long it will last or how many inches you'll get  | 
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      There are so many people here that make me laugh,but the one the really cracks me up no matter how I'm feeling is Gypsy.I know if I'm having a bad day just look for her post and I'll be laughing my butt off.She can be real serious when she needs to,but her sense of humor always makes my day... 
    
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