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If the front of your car says 'DODGE', do you really need a horn?
What do sheep count when they can't get to sleep? When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? |
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I'm definitely on this tour.
 
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better hope theres no kink tests on this tour goof
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KINKY tests? I know I am in!!!!!!!
 
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If the front of your car says 'DODGE', do you really need a horn? What do sheep count when they can't get to sleep? When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? Do the one about the snow!!!!
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better hope theres no kink tests on this tour goof Well f*ck. I thought it was a requirement to have those kink tests. And Mikey is going too. We just need to find his doll for him.
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Make up your own minds as to if I'm worthy enough to be included.
If not. My teddy bear's going in the corner.
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mikey will be the talking blow up doll vantriliquist act
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A guy walks into a doctors office with a duck on his head.
The doctor says "can I help you?" The duck says.."yeah will you get this guy off my a$$!!" sign me up....
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Jack and Jill went up the hill....
Both with a buck and and a quarter.... Jill came down with $2.50...... That f*cking whore........OHHHHHHHHHHHH! Yup.....I steal all my sh*t!
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Jack and Jill went up the hill.... Both with a buck and and a quarter.... Jill came down with $2.50...... That f*cking whore........OHHHHHHHHHHHH! Yup.....I steal all my sh*t!  
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Edited by
Goofball73
on
Thu 03/20/08 10:53 AM
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What? You don't like the Diceman?
It was not a joke aimed at you Jill. So don't shoot me.
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What? You don't like the Diceman?
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What? You don't like the Diceman? It was not a joke aimed at you Jill. So don't shoot me. Andrew Dice Clay.... 
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Jack and Jill went up the hill.... Both with a buck and and a quarter.... Jill came down with $2.50...... That f*cking whore........OHHHHHHHHHHHH! Yup.....I steal all my sh*t!
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if you all went on a real tour, I'd soooo come see you all!
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Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?" Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt." Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway? Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Do you ever wonder why you gave me your email address? |
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If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from? If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex in the box? When a cow laughs does milk come up its nose? Why do they put braille on the number pads of drive-through bank machines? |
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I see all the comedians are gathering for the tour
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A bear and a rabbit are having a $hit in the woods.
The bear turns to the rabbit and asks"do you have trouble with $hit sticking to your fur" The rabbit replies "No" So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit
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