Grandma's boyfriend

A 5 yr old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. While playing with
his toys in her bedroom while Grandma was dusting, he looked up and
said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend?"

Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom
and watch it all day long. The TV evangelists keep me company and make
me feel so good. The comedies make me laugh. I'm really happy with the
TV as my boyfriend.

Grandma turned on the TV and the reception was terrible. She started
adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she
finally started hitting the backside of the TV, hoping to fix the
problem.

The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door,
and there stood a man. The man said, "Hello, son, is your grandma home?"

The little boy replied, "Yeah, but she's in the bedroom bangin' her
boyfriend."

That was great!!!
Thanks

That was great. It's something that my four year old grandson would say.

Thanks

lol that was great!!!!>..ROTFLMAO... s say the damnest things!

lol.. that WASsssssssssss funny... from one grandma to that one..
hehehehhe lmfao..
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eeewwwwwww.

rotflmao

that's funny

LMAO too funny

gotta love what the young ones say as long as they are embarassing
someone else