Have you ever been to visit your neighbors; as you sit down to visit , your neighbors dog just starts in on your leg? (The pet dog is a male; and thinks your leg is a female dog)Have you had this happen? What did you do?

kick it off

yep

Hahaha. No but I went to use on demand and saw that the only thing my neighbor watches is porn. (She's an old persian lady)

Yes, I threw his toy, so he chased it and started with it.

tell my neighbor to get the dog off or I'm paying it forward.
Ahh the gift that keep on giving

Funnily enough, this DID happen to me a while back- this guy I was working for had a wife who had a buttload of Poodles and stuff. As I sat down on a nearby chair to drop off my last time card, one of her larger dogs just saunters up and starts humpin' away.

Since she was behind the desk, she couldn't see what was going on and assumed everything was okay. So I raised my leg up so she could see her precious little puppy violating my ankle.

You shoulda seen her eyes bug out the way they did. It was priceless.

My neighbor said, "Oh, he will stop in a minute." (so, in a little while my pants....well you know)

my weenie dog thinks everything, including air, is a female weenie dog

no but my neighbor's husband does

well my male dog isn't sure how to so he is always trying it sideways

He likes you. He really, REALLY likes you.

It happened at the beach. Lady was saying her little hairball was vicious. I looked at her and said."Maam, your dog isn't vicious. He is amourous!" She got all sorts of flustered!

Thanks everybody for the great laugh!!!

Anyway...I am always kind to pets. I did want to visit my neighbor also. (My pants will not be the same ever again.)

dunno, never been there.

I like it sideways.. Oh wait, wrong topic

Nope haven't had this happen but my mom's dog sure does like to get on the face of our boy dogs.

At least she knows what she wants...

Charge them a fee for my services........

had a poodle once that was fixated on the pillow and the arm rest of our sofa.....strange little dog!!!!