Like a midget at a urinal,you're gonna have to stay on your toes.

And make sure she hasn't seen more penis than a urinal.

Thanks

LMAO....

why do midgets laugh when they run through the grass?

the grass tickles their balls

I'll bite... Why?

And make sure your pen-is
up to date
no "ink" drips on the paper
not out of shape
comes out of its pocket
like a NASA rocket

haha that's quite an entertaining metaphor, but I wholeheartedly disagree with the meaning behind it.

"Staying on your toes" is pretty much the opposite of "being yourself."

In any genuine relationship, the people involved should relax and be their best self without supplicating to each other. If they stayed on their toes, there will always be an unhealthy tension between them that will drive them toward neediness and mental strain. Relationships should bring out good feelings, not stress.

Oh, and don't give me that "I think your advice is bullsh!t because you are a single guy on a dating site too" crap. I'm single because I like being single. I've been in both healthy and unhealthy relationships before.