Topic: Does Hat Size Matter In A Relationship?
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Mon 03/10/08 06:21 PM
Ohhhhh Lex if Hat size matters and shoe size matters what about belt size now there is one for you to go on shshhsshhsnoway noway noway noway noway noway noway



















Someone call for the men in the little white coats ohhh and tell then to bring a llama with the it will make it easier hehehehhehlaugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh J/k hehehhe NOT

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Mon 03/10/08 06:21 PM


Stand up.. Put your hands behind your head..and back away from the keyboard.


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AAAHHH yeah....gotta be the most bizzare post I've ever seen in a serious advice Tpic group......are you sure we are talkin bout hatsnoway noway noway noway noway noway noway


Lex is always serious, sometimes silly, but always serious.

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Mon 03/10/08 06:25 PM
I've given this some thought.

What I've concluded is that Lex fantasizes about designing doggy hats and matching shoes.

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Mon 03/10/08 06:27 PM

I've given this some thought.

What I've concluded is that Lex fantasizes about designing doggy hats and matching shoes.


So you're saying he wants to be a clothes designer? Hmmmm, would explain his luck with women I spose.

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Mon 03/10/08 06:28 PM


I've given this some thought.

What I've concluded is that Lex fantasizes about designing doggy hats and matching shoes.


So you're saying he wants to be a clothes designer? Hmmmm, would explain his luck with women I spose.


No, not clothes. Accessories! noway

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Mon 03/10/08 06:28 PM
Ya know what?

I think Lex should break up with somebody more often... He's kinda funny after a few days.

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Mon 03/10/08 06:33 PM
Interestingly, I just ordered 2 hats online and I had to measure my head. 22 and 1/2 inches, and when they come in I will put one on and post a new pic.

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Mon 03/10/08 06:34 PM
Edited by Gumbyvs on Mon 03/10/08 06:34 PM



I've given this some thought.

What I've concluded is that Lex fantasizes about designing doggy hats and matching shoes.


So you're saying he wants to be a clothes designer? Hmmmm, would explain his luck with women I spose.


No, not clothes. Accessories! noway


Pshaw, that's kinda like saying, "He's not a decorator, he just matches drapes to go with the chi of a room."

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Mon 03/10/08 06:34 PM

Ya know what?

I think Lex should break up with somebody more often... He's kinda funny after a few days.


Yeah, but that only works if I can find someone to go out with for awhile. And, since eHarmony says I'm unmatchable, this is as good as it gets!


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Mon 03/10/08 06:37 PM


Ya know what?

I think Lex should break up with somebody more often... He's kinda funny after a few days.


Yeah, but that only works if I can find someone to go out with for awhile. And, since eHarmony says I'm unmatchable, this is as good as it gets!




Well they have 27 levels of compatibility, can't you match up with someone on at least 1 or 1/2 of one level?

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Mon 03/10/08 06:38 PM


Ya know what?

I think Lex should break up with somebody more often... He's kinda funny after a few days.


Yeah, but that only works if I can find someone to go out with for awhile. And, since eHarmony says I'm unmatchable, this is as good as it gets!




that is because you don't have a size 48 shirt and wear a 2-ott hat with a drawstring. That is why we don't have dates, Lexgrumble grumble grumble

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Mon 03/10/08 06:40 PM

that is because you don't have a size 48 shirt and wear a 2-ott hat with a drawstring. That is why we don't have dates, Lexgrumble grumble grumble



That's as good an explanation as any I've seen....!

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Mon 03/10/08 07:24 PM

Yeah, but that only works if I can find someone to go out with for awhile. And, since eHarmony says I'm unmatchable, this is as good as it gets!



Sorry.. You see, there are other options available.

If you jumped into the matchmaking thread.. Took Deb's suggestions verbatim. I bet you could have a breakup every few weeks or so.

But Nooooo!!!! You could care less about us! Whether we are having a good time is of little importance to you. You act as if this is all about you!

How selfish.

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Mon 03/10/08 08:06 PM


Sorry.. You see, there are other options available.

If you jumped into the matchmaking thread.. Took Deb's suggestions verbatim. I bet you could have a breakup every few weeks or so.


Oh, I think it would be way more than that. You might see several breakups per day, and that's really not conducive to the creative process....!

See, I've spent some time looking at Deb's Matchmaker threads (strictly in my role as a moderator, you understand); and, while I think she's doing some great things over there, I am not going to be the easiest persone to fix up....it only took me 15 months here to figure that out!


But Nooooo!!!! You could care less about us! Whether we are having a good time is of little importance to you. You act as if this is all about you!

How selfish.


It's for your own good. Entertainment is a dish best served in small doses. This is why sitcoms are only 30 minutes, and why the president only says nucular once or twice at each press conference....


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Mon 03/10/08 08:18 PM

You might see several breakups per day, and that's really not conducive to the creative process....!


I don't know about that.
I knew a guy that produced some of his best music during break-ups!
His funeral was pretty creative too. He somehow managed to write a very apropos song for the occasion, right before he overdosed.

Ahh.. I see your point. Now that it is here in front of me in black and white.
I'm pretty astute, huh?

This is why sitcoms are only 30 minutes


Yea.. but they are once a week.. You could swing that if you really cared.



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Mon 03/10/08 08:21 PM

Yea.. but they are once a week.. You could swing that if you really cared.


Right now, I'm immersed in the Throes of Apathy.

That's a shoe store down at the mall.

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Mon 03/10/08 09:33 PM
lOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT CRANIUM!!!!!!noway laugh noway

aRE we talking alien hat size or just regular large headed hat size???huh laugh laugh

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Mon 03/10/08 11:53 PM
...Now I am imagining you all as bobble heads.

Thanks for the visual.:wink:

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Tue 03/11/08 12:55 AM
urm lex they do have doctors for this you knowlaugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh :tongue:

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Tue 03/11/08 01:16 AM

urm lex they do have doctors for this you knowlaugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh :tongue:


I followed you here from the sex thread.. Sure you were going to say something in regards to size over here.