A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly.... him in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold. "

"I have a better idea," she replied coyly "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married. "

"Wow! That's a great idea! " he exclaimed! "Good," she replied. "Get your own damn blanket."



After a stunned moment of silence, he farted.

EEEWWWWW

I"M outta here

I love that joke.

haha, yeah, I'd say that is true

I read that one on the joke the day email's that i get.

That one is a good one.