Topic: For Everthing Else, There is Mastercard. | |
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Edited by
Wonderbread
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Thu 03/06/08 02:01 PM
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You got to love this guy...
This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University . It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. (not really a true story as pointed out by -someone-, but none the less, i just copy and pasted it from another site. Sue me.) It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them. After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, 'F---you!' Then he turned to his bride and said, 'F--- you!' Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, 'I'm outta here.' He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong. His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300-guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This guy has balls the size of church bells. Do you think we might get a MasterCard 'priceless' commercial out of this? Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends: $32,000. Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000 Deluxe two-week honeymoon accommodations in Maui : $8,500. The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best man: Priceless. There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's MASTERCARD |
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look on http://www.snopes.com/weddings/embarrass/bothered.asp
not a true story. Nice to think about though. That it could have |
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thats friggin awesome, i don't care if it's true or not thats still great
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look on http://www.snopes.com/weddings/embarrass/bothered.asp not a true story. Nice to think about though. That it could have And? Its funny. thats all that matters to me. Why do people always try to bring you down. |
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true or not would love to be there when it happens lol
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thats friggin awesome, i don't care if it's true or not thats still great |
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i love that story true or not!
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i'm doing this on my wedding day even if i have to photoshop the damn pictures!
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look on http://www.snopes.com/weddings/embarrass/bothered.asp not a true story. Nice to think about though. That it could have And? Its funny. thats all that matters to me. Why do people always try to bring you down. I did mention it was nice to think about. That it was avenged, don't get so worked up. |
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Thats cool Bread
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i'm doing this on my wedding day even if i have to photoshop the damn pictures! |
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thats to funny,,,,hey miss kitten
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have read this one before, true or not I don't know but it is funny just the same...
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