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Edited by
whispertoascream
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Wed 03/05/08 08:44 PM
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Messaging a friend tonight on IM and started to thinking that Hello, good morning, good evening or even good day are so common it gets rather boring and predictable just saying them all the time. SO I thought it would be fun to think of new conversation starters.
Any ideas? |
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Do you think hell has shopping malls?
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oh you forgot about " hows the weather " lol
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You could start out by asking of those rumors of your friend's past as a porn star are true.
(Of course it's all NOT true... you're just asking to break the ice AND make the other person a wee bit uncomfortable.) |
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Edited by
whispertoascream
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Wed 03/05/08 08:44 PM
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Do you think hell has shopping malls?  I sure as hell hope so! Cause spending an eternity not being able to shop would just kill me a second time!
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Do you think hell has shopping malls? I sure as hell hope so! Cause spending an eternity not being able to shop would just kill me a second time!
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You could start out by asking of those rumors of your friend's past as a porn star are true. (Of course it's all NOT true... you're just asking to break the ice AND make the other person a wee bit uncomfortable.) my luck, it would end up being true, then i would know more about the person than i wanted to know.
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Does YOUR butt itch?
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I recommend something about llamas.
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I like to ask random people to marry me and have my babies ..
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I like to ask random people to marry me and have my babies .. |
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I like to ask random people to marry me and have my babies .. I have too I said we could get married and have babies and go to gun shows ..  you don't remember ??
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I have decided that I am God, so kneel before me and beg for my mercy. <This works best on men since they are so gullible>
P.S. Sorry guys, but it is true. 
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I have decided that I am God, so kneel before me and beg for my mercy. <This works best on men since they are so gullible> P.S. Sorry guys, but it is true.
like God would apologize .. |
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I have decided that I am God, so kneel before me and beg for my mercy. <This works best on men since they are so gullible> P.S. Sorry guys, but it is true.
like God would apologize .. What can I say? I am new! 
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do you like seafood?
can you put your fist in your mouth? is your second toe longer than your big toe? you ever had razor burn in your crack? do you shave your back with a rusty tuna can lid? you ever taken a shower with a midget? do you like movies with a gladiator in them? you ever seen a grown man naked? Dong...where is my auto-mo-bile?? |
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Do you like puppies?
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