Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
said: "NO!" And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping,
dancing, camping, drank martinis, ate chocolate, always had a clean
house, never had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never
argued, didn't get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save
money, and had all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater,
never watched sports, never wore friggin' lacy lingerie that went up her
*ss, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked
fabulous in sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.

The End.

Definitely the Biggest Fairytale too!!!!

And that should be what dreams are made of

i tried imagining my lover as a bueatiful love goddess...well things just werent perfect.....lol......... so this time i'm imagining her as a lump of clay........so the story goes

then i saw shoes4rons picture and ....hope just magically reappeared

hahaha

yeah lifes a joke and its on us..........lol