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Ok boys and girls I have top secret insiders telling me there santa
clause is right now. As we speak he is in Chesterfield Inlet Nanuavut heading south. Will keep you posted |
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Heading to Detroit
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Stopped for bacardi, got lost in men's room,
Sorry guys no toys this year |
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Oh S**t, Santa got mugged in a Mens Bathroom in Detroit
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yeah mugged by Rosie O'Donnel no doubt
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sorry about that, see, we were flying over the rooftops, and we had a
little too much bacardi, and well, you know the rest |
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Well, he's out of the men's room and on his way to Jonesboro Ark.
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santa my friend, is in your mind
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and sadly thats a small place to be
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if it's lonestar's mind that is a very small place
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Boy that man was rude, No bacardi for him
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hey fine and widow... this is a newbie... welcome lonestar, and Merry
Christmas !! |
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You can track Santa if you got to NORAD they have him on radar ..I can
check where he is ,,just a min, |
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Just because he's new doesn't mean he can start bashing
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Eggnog straight up for me please
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make that a double!!!
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Hi there Sexy, hows the big apple tonight?
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you are right Fine... but its a hard night for some... and the anger,
hurt, and being alone.... hurts, gotta cut some folks some slacj |
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"slack".......
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Santa is in st louis I JUST CHECKED !!!!!
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