1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets
and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and
Trees

and.....

6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

7. Depression --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

8. Borderline Depression --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry,
I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the
froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle

damn... lol

coool but don't these belong in jokes?

Yeah that one did but I was on the "General" for the Norad one which I
figured more people with kids would see it and forgot to change sections
LOL

Good one!

My son was diagnosed at a young age with Attention Deficit Disorder. So,
I know all too well that that one is very true. He's a lot better about
it now since he has gotten older. He turned 20 on the 22nd of this
month.
I guess that's what makes this all the more funny for me. Thanks for
sharing.
LMAO
P.S., I read it to him and even he laughed.
PMS

Now thats my kind of christmas coarol....oops that might be a little
obvious!

That's one of the funniest carols I've heard since Johhy Mathis sang
Johnny Mathis sang "Chipmunks Roasting on an Open Fire".

My grandpaw, used to sing a song to me and my sister called "Santa
Clause Ain't Got No Drawers" We'd cry. Guess that's where we got our
sinister sence of humor. HAHO

sushi, thats it gal, just keep reading and posting, I personally thought
this was a good one.