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Lex......I have cracked your code and the things you want to do with Kimmie.........so hot!!! You made my glasses steam up, that is the real reason I stalk you!!
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so the bottom line is this ...
What of ANY thing you discussed will be remembered in 20 years? Yep .. that's what I thought. Nothin 
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I dont post ne bad pics...no one will be thinking of me like that
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so the bottom line is this ... What of ANY thing you discussed will be remembered in 20 years? Yep .. that's what I thought. Nothin are you kidding me? EVERYTHING i say will be remembered...even in 2307 
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Edited by
misty_57
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Wed 02/27/08 06:52 PM
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Great post Aaron
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Lex......I have cracked your code and the things you want to do with Kimmie.........so hot!!! You made my glasses steam up, that is the real reason I stalk you!! Jeez, I can't hide anything from you! You are the best stalker ever! Just don't tell Kimmy, that's an ongoing project.... 
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- This one is for the ladies: A photo to show your figure is appreciated; but after posting pictures of yourself in your bikini, lingerie shots, photos of you in a Penthouse Pet pose on your bed, then describing how much you like sex... Why on earth do you whine about getting lewd emails and IMs??!? Who do you really think you're kidding?? That asinine tag at the end of your profile "Don't contact me if you're only interested in one thing" isn't going to stop any of it. With pictures like that the leeches aren't reading your profile. so... all my naked pics are a 'bad' idea?? |
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Edited by
MsTeddyBear2u
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Wed 02/27/08 06:50 PM
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Finally a post I had to read...
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- This one is for the ladies: A photo to show your figure is appreciated; but after posting pictures of yourself in your bikini, lingerie shots, photos of you in a Penthouse Pet pose on your bed, then describing how much you like sex... Why on earth do you whine about getting lewd emails and IMs??!? Who do you really think you're kidding?? That asinine tag at the end of your profile "Don't contact me if you're only interested in one thing" isn't going to stop any of it. With pictures like that the leeches aren't reading your profile. so... all my naked pics are a 'bad' idea??  WOW
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so... all my naked pics are a 'bad' idea?? Well... Define "bad" 
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Blowjob? Did someone say blowjob?
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Oh, and another thing....
- Why would you think everyone who views your profile is going to or even should say hello? Perhaps after a closer look they discovered something incompatible with their priorities. Are you dull and uninspiring? Or maybe they thought you were ugly after all and lost interest. Maybe they're just new to this and too shy to write. If you're so interested in them why don't YOU write?? I have been operating under the assumption that this is "Just Say Hi," not "Just Read My Profile And Stick Your Nose Up In The Air And Act Like I Don't Exist." (That's a real site, by the way, but it's not very friendly.) If you read my profile, you OWE me a "Hi," some Arby's coupons, and five dollars. I was going to put that IN my profile, but apparently the fascists at the FIDSA (Federal Internet Dating Site Administration) don't approve of that sort of monetary finagling, so now I have to find some other, less direct (and prosecutable) way to steal -- uh, solicit -- money from whoever reads my profile. Look, we're living in a service economy. What makes for better service than a really long and meandering profile? That's a metaphor, by the way. Did you catch that, Kimmy? |
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uhhhhhhhh............She said yes she did, and she heard something from widowerseeking that arby's coupons are now being banned from this website. You have to ask for something else....and she still isn't paying you $5.
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Look, we're living in a service economy. What makes for better service than a really long and meandering profile? That's a metaphor, by the way. Did you catch that, Kimmy? People with huge profiles are just compensating for their inadequacy in other areas. |
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Edited by
MsTeddyBear2u
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Wed 02/27/08 07:12 PM
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Look, we're living in a service economy. What makes for better service than a really long and meandering profile? That's a metaphor, by the way. Did you catch that, Kimmy? People with huge profiles are just compensating for their inadequacy in other areas. Hey! I have a huge profile! Not as huge as Lex... but its getting there. 
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oh just one more thing lex will soon forget about those arby coupons, seem he is getting into the wendys chile, he heard it was finger licking good.
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Well put.
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People with huge profiles are just compensating for their inadequacy in other areas. I have little itty bitty feet. |
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People with huge profiles are just compensating for their inadequacy in other areas. I have little itty bitty feet. You know what they say about guys with tiny feet. That's right! They wear small shoes. |
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some1 needs to get laid.........
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