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Topic: The Whys of Men
LauraJ Joined Tue 09/11/07 Posts: 7442	Wed 02/27/08 02:45 PM
1. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time its over to quick) 2. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 3. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) 4. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 5. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 6. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know.....it never happened) 7. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) 8. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius)

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lol good one

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.....................hey!

sexykarebear Joined Wed 12/12/07 Posts: 747	Wed 02/27/08 04:57 PM
so true so true

Polly123 Joined Sun 12/23/07 Posts: 66	Wed 02/27/08 05:33 PM
you making some

Skinner2 Joined Sat 02/23/08 Posts: 18	Wed 02/27/08 05:48 PM
Good one....but......for 5 & 7...... In the beginning, God created the Earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God, nor Man has rested.

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