Topic: VIAGRA
franshade's photo
Tue 02/26/08 05:24 AM
A woman asks her husband, "Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit and coffee?"

He declines. "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."

At lunchtime she asked him if he would like something. "A bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?"

He declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for food."

Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat. "Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?"

He declines again. "No," he says, "it's got to be the Viagra . . . I'm still not hungry."

Well," she says, "Would you mind letting me up? I'm starving!"

Starhawk's photo
Tue 02/26/08 05:26 AM
OH YA laugh laugh laugh laugh :tongue: smokin

shoesmonkey's photo
Tue 02/26/08 05:39 AM
Don't mean to get too serious this early but, never trust a man that take's Viagra. They think they can go out and screw the world. But, that was funny:smile: laugh

forever_fifites's photo
Tue 02/26/08 08:35 AM
So what's a guy's problem when he doesn't even use it. (:!


A woman asks her husband, "Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit and coffee?"

He declines. "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."

At lunchtime she asked him if he would like something. "A bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?"

He declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for food."

Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat. "Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?"

He declines again. "No," he says, "it's got to be the Viagra . . . I'm still not hungry."

Well," she says, "Would you mind letting me up? I'm starving!"

WHACKEEEONE's photo
Tue 02/26/08 09:06 AM
good one....lol
laugh laugh laugh laugh