Friends don't let friends
Take home ugly men

Women's restroom
Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE







Beauty is only a light switch away.

Perkins Library, Duke University , Durham , NC







If life is a waste of time,
And time is a waste of life,
Then let's all get wasted together
And have the time of our lives.

Armand's Pizza, Washington , DC







Fighting for peace is like
Screwing for virginity.

The Bayou, Baton Rouge , LO







No matter how good she looks,
Some other guy is sick and tired
Of putting up with her ****.

Men's Room
Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill , NC







At the feast of ego
Everyone leaves hungry.

Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson , AZ







It's hard to make a comeback
When you haven't been anywhere.

Written in the dust on the back of a bus,
Wickenburg , AZ







Make love, not war.
-Hell, do both
GET MARRIED!

Women's restroom
The Filling Station, Bozeman , MT







If voting could really change things,
It would be illegal.

Revolution Books
New York , New York .







If pro is opposite of con,then what is the opposite of progress?
Congress!

Men's restroom House of Representatives,
Washington , DC







Express Lane:
Five beers or less

Sign over one of the urinals
Ed Debevic's, Phoenix , AZ







You're too good for him.

Sign over mirror in Women's restroom
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hill S ,CA







No wonder you always go home alone.

Sign over mirror in Men's restroom,
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hill S ,CA




~~~ and perhaps the most realistic one ~~~






A Woman's Rule of Thumb:
If it has tires or testicles,
You're going to have trouble with it

Women's restroom
****'s Last Resort, Dallas , TX

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True story...

The one I will always remember is the one I saw above a men's urinal when I was younger.
I still remember it to this day. I didn't know the significant of it until I got older, but this is what it said.

"You now hold your future in your hand"

No matter how good she looks,
Some other guy is sick and tired
Of putting up with her ****.

I might've seen this before

lmao

thanks for the laughs

I love that one!

i totally agree with the voting one...if it could change things it would be illegal..