A lady walks into a very upscale jewelry shop. She browses around, spots

A beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. Bending over to

Get a closer look, she accidentally passes gas.

Extremely embarrassed, she freezes for a few moments and then slowly

Straightens up and turns around to see whether anyone has noticed her little

Accident. Her worst fears are confirmed in the form of a salesman standing

Right behind her.

Cool as a cucumber, the salesman greets the lady with a very professional,

"Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?" Hoping against hope that he

May just not have been there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks,

"Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?"

He answers, "Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to **** when I tell you the price."

re-run, boooooo... last one was a car salesman..

That really did happen, and I knew the car salesman that said that, ....I was there.
We worked for Nissan, and he was a country boy from Palatka Florida.

poor girl!