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THIS IS AN ACTUAL AD FROM ANOTHER SITE I GO TO AND I THINK IT'S FUNNY ENOUGH TO SHARE...
Hello Ladies, I Am real picky in whom I would Marry. She must Love God with all your heart. She Must Love children. she needs to enjoy the simple things in life. such as walks in the park on a lightly sprinkle day the parks I am talling about are the serria mountains she must be able to be free from responsibilities for the summers or be able to take them with.such as children. she must be able to pick up a shovel to help me plant a garden. and in the building of our house. right now i stay in fresno and hang in the down town library. i also have dinner and lunch at the poverello house. its a good meal. sometimes not i have a cot out of the weather but it still gets cold at night. it would be really nice if i can find a wife right off. i refuse to make love to another lady until marrige. so lets get married asap. i do not want to sin against God. nor will I. please get in your car and come and rescue me. come and get it |
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what a dirty ninja
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What a catch , wonder if he has a sister?
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this guy sounds like a funny ninja.
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so... you spose that technique works?
Did you respond? 
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No I did not, thank you very much.
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right on that,like Im going to jump in my car and rescue him
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funny thing is, if he didn't say he was a bum, someone might pick him up... underneath all the dirt and hair, he looks pretty charming...
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So he's homeless and hangs out at the library! And you so didn't go rescue that?
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Do you think I need a van? Cause I might be interested!!!!
     
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OMG....
I guesss there are ALL kinds out there....
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which site was he on? i want to meet him
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LOL
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THIS IS AN ACTUAL AD FROM ANOTHER SITE I GO TO AND I THINK IT'S FUNNY ENOUGH TO SHARE... Hello Ladies, I Am real picky in whom I would Marry. She must Love God with all your heart. She Must Love children. she needs to enjoy the simple things in life. such as walks in the park on a lightly sprinkle day the parks I am talling about are the serria mountains she must be able to be free from responsibilities for the summers or be able to take them with.such as children. she must be able to pick up a shovel to help me plant a garden. and in the building of our house. right now i stay in fresno and hang in the down town library. i also have dinner and lunch at the poverello house. its a good meal. sometimes not i have a cot out of the weather but it still gets cold at night. it would be really nice if i can find a wife right off. i refuse to make love to another lady until marrige. so lets get married asap. i do not want to sin against God. nor will I. please get in your car and come and rescue me. come and get it hello .. how do we say homeless online?
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Edited by
EtherealEmbers
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Sun 02/24/08 07:53 AM
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I think it's great that people are still honest.. even if it's entertaining...
Even a homeless guy can see the humor in a post like this, and he still posted it, probably with hope that it'd be answered |
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I think it's great that people are still honest.. even if it's entertaining...
Even a homeless guy can see the humor in a post like this, and he still posted it, probably with hope that it'd be answered Can't blame a guy for trying to improve his status... although he's going about it all wrong. See ya, I got to go gas up my car. My library books are overdue anyhow. It'll be like killing two birds with one stone, no?
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NO he aint controllin' at all...
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THIS IS AN ACTUAL AD FROM ANOTHER SITE I GO TO AND I THINK IT'S FUNNY ENOUGH TO SHARE... Hello Ladies, I Am real picky in whom I would Marry. She must Love God with all your heart. She Must Love children. she needs to enjoy the simple things in life. such as walks in the park on a lightly sprinkle day the parks I am talling about are the serria mountains she must be able to be free from responsibilities for the summers or be able to take them with.such as children. she must be able to pick up a shovel to help me plant a garden. and in the building of our house. right now i stay in fresno and hang in the down town library. i also have dinner and lunch at the poverello house. its a good meal. sometimes not i have a cot out of the weather but it still gets cold at night. it would be really nice if i can find a wife right off. i refuse to make love to another lady until marrige. so lets get married asap. i do not want to sin against God. nor will I. please get in your car and come and rescue me. come and get it
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Well that answers the lady's questions about "Where are all the good men?" They're waiting in the library! |
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If I'd only listened to my mom all those times she told me to get a library card... I could already be happily married!
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