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Topic: glad to be drunk
egoodrich Joined Wed 09/12/07 Posts: 7140	Thu 02/21/08 03:37 PM
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk." Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?" "Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go." Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."

sexykarebear Joined Wed 12/12/07 Posts: 747	Thu 02/21/08 03:38 PM
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk." Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?" "Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go." Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled." >.< oh dear! lol

werewolf_by_night_1 Joined Wed 12/26/07 Posts: 1667	Thu 02/21/08 03:40 PM
hehe.... good one

Kidmud79 Joined Wed 11/28/07 Posts: 131	Thu 02/21/08 03:40 PM
story of my life

KennethP5206 Joined Wed 03/07/07 Posts: 2082	Thu 02/21/08 03:42 PM
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk." Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?" "Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go." Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."

KennethP5206 Joined Wed 03/07/07 Posts: 2082	Thu 02/21/08 03:42 PM
Thu 02/21/08 03:37 PM A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk." Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?" "Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go." Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."

KennethP5206 Joined Wed 03/07/07 Posts: 2082	Thu 02/21/08 03:42 PM
Thu 02/21/08 03:37 PM A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk." Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?" "Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go." Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."

KennethP5206 Joined Wed 03/07/07 Posts: 2082	Thu 02/21/08 03:43 PM
Thu 02/21/08 03:37 PM A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk." Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?" "Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go." Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."

merlot42 Joined Tue 02/05/08 Posts: 533	Thu 02/21/08 03:43 PM
LMAO!

cutechica Joined Sat 02/16/08 Posts: 7	Thu 02/21/08 07:03 PM


ladeanna Joined Tue 12/04/07 Posts: 379	Thu 02/21/08 07:37 PM
Laughing my butt off!

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