A day without sunshine is like ......night.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

How many of you believe in psycho kinesis?...Raise my hand.

How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak!

Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow.

Ain't it the truth!

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