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| Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 29 | |
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Dear diary.......I still feel like crap........crappola.......crappy crap crap??? 
Maybe I need some time away......like a vacation some where  
They have Beach's  there and tan men
We will have you bail money all set 
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 Dear Diary, I want Gypsy's SEXY Hip's.  ;laugh:
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dang who is still around
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Dear Diary,
Here it is Friday, again! I don't feel like working, today. not all that different from other days.......but in order to buy beer....I must have cash money. oh.... the sacrifices I will make for some water, barley, hops, and yeast
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We all must have our priorities!
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I heard the majic word
....... Beers on WHO ??...
Morning all .... its PHuking snowing here AGAIN !!!! WTF ???
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BEER
Hey!!!! There will be NO talk of snow!! 
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Fresh my dear
 ... its plural as in BEERS ...
I know , we are ALL sick of it  ... somebody SMACK mother nature and wake up SPRING for God's sake
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BEERS
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 BEERS
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Gotta love Todd Snyder!
B-double E double R U-N beer run B-double E double R U-N beer run all we need is a ten and five-er, a car and key and a sober driver.
B-double E double R U-N beer run A couple of frat guys from Abilene drove out all night to see Robert Earl Keen at the KPIG Swine and Sworea Dance. They wore baseball caps and khaki pants. They wanted cigarettes, so to save a little money they bought one off this hippie that smelled kinda funny. And next thing they knew they were both pretty hungry and pretty thirsty too B-double E double R U-N beer run B-double E double R U-N beer ru-unn All we need is a ten and five-er, car and key and an able driver. B-double E double R U-N beer run They found a store with a sign that said their beer was coldest. So they sent in Brad 'cause he looked the oldest. He got a case of beer and a candy bar, walked over to where all the registers are laid his fake I.D. on the counter top. The clerk looked, and turned to look back up and stopped. He said "Son, I ain't gonna call the cops, but I'm gonna have to keep this card" the guys both took it pretty hard. B-double E double R U-N beer run B-double E double R U-N beer ru-un oh how happy we would be- had we only brought a better fake I.D. B-double E double R U-N-beer run They met another old hippie named Sleepy John, claimed to be the one from the Robert Earl song. So they gave him all their cash-he bought em some brews. Was a beautiful day out in Santa Cruz They were feelin' so good it shoulda been a crime. The crowd was cool, and the band was prime. They made it back up front to their seats just in time to they could sing with all their friends "the road goes on forever and the party never ends". B-double E double R U-N beer run all we need is a ten and a five-er car and key and a sober driver. B-double E double R U-N beer run B-double E double R U-N beer run
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Did I scare you off with my singing?? Haahaaa
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No it was awesome
.... I went looking for my key ,sober driver, and ten and fiver LMAO
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I love Todd Snyder he puts out some really funny stuff! Saw him in concert and it was really good!
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Very cool... can't say I know him, OR his music very welll
Its stopped snowing ... let the weekend begin ...WO HOO ...
Big plans for the weekend ??.... daughter feeling better today ??? |
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Dear diary......do you ever wake up and feel like something has bit you in your azzzzzz????
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and I have no idea why I am awake!!!
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 You got your ass bit allready this morning? It's gonna be a good day!!!
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morning all,no Gypsy but I feel like I get kicked in the azz alot.
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