taH pagh taHbe'. DaH mu'tlheghvam vIqelnIS.
quv'a', yabDaq San vaQ cha, pu' je SIQDI'?
 
pagh, Seng bIQ'a'Hey SuvmeH nuHmey SuqDI',
'ej, Suvmo', rInmoHDI'? Hegh. Qong --- Qong neH ---
'ej QongDI', tIq 'oy', wa'SanID Daw''e' je
cho'nISbogh porghDaj rInmoHlaH net Har.
 
yIn mevbogh mIwvam'e' wIruchqangbej.
Hegh. Qong. QongDI' chaq naj. toH, waQlaw' ghu'vam!
HeghDaq maQongtaHvIS, tugh nuq wInajlaH,
volchaHmajvo' jubbe'wI' bep wIwoDDI';
'e' wIqelDI', maHeDnIS. Qugh DISIQnIS,
SIQmoHmo' qechvam. Qugh yIn nI'moH 'oH.

Write in English please!

interesting!

Fopk Yoi tozjp duTihh!

WTF!!

I'm calling homeland security!!

Ok?

I already did!

That just looks scary

OMG POETRY ALIENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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What language is this?

Now that's what I call a bad case of boredom or he has one heck of a virus on his puter.

You can't appreciate Shakepspear until you've heard it in the original Klingon...

Here's the translation for all you terrans...

To be, or not to be: --- that is the question: ---
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them? --- To die: --- to sleep; ---
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to, --- 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, --- to sleep; ---
To sleep! perchance to dream: --- ay, there's the rub;
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come,
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause: there's the respect
That makes calamity of so long life.

You can't appreciate Shakespeare until you've heard it in the original Klingon...

Here's the translation for all you terrans...

To be, or not to be: --- that is the question: ---
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them? --- To die: --- to sleep; ---
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to, --- 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, --- to sleep; ---
To sleep! perchance to dream: --- ay, there's the rub;
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come,
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause: there's the respect
That makes calamity of so long life.

" Run ,He Is Here To Probe Us"

well, maybe not YOU....

Im on spocks side!

well, maybe not YOU....

here's the literal translation from the Klingon...
visit http://www.tlg.uci.edu/~opoudjis/Klingon/klingon.html
for this (and an audio in the original Klingon)

It either endures, or it does not endure. Now, I must consider this sentence.
Is it honourable, when one endures the torpedoes and phasers of agressive fate?
Or, when one obtains weapons to fight a seeming ocean of troubles,
And when, by fighting, one finishes them? One dies. One sleeps. One merely sleeps.
And when one sleeps, its is believed that one can finish the pain of the heart
And the thousand revolts which one's body must succeed to.
We are certainly willing to initiate this way to finish life.
One dies. One sleeps. When one sleeps, perhaps one dreams. Well, this situation seems to be the obstacle!
What we can soon dream of, while sleeping in death,
Having thrown away from our shoulders the cargo of the mortal ---
When we consider that, we must retreat. We must endure disasters,
Because this idea makes us endure them. It lengthens the life of the disasters.