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Topic: I want to live my next life backwards
karock1 Joined Sun 01/21/07 Posts: 55	Mon 02/18/08 10:16 PM
I want to live my next life backwards: You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day. Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension. Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're too young to work. You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous. Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities. Then you become a baby, and then... You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and then... You finish off as an orgasm.

Wonderbread Joined Wed 12/13/06 Posts: 5587	Mon 02/18/08 10:17 PM
Sounds interesting.

Spaceman2008 Joined Mon 01/21/08 Posts: 4416	Mon 02/18/08 10:17 PM
Cool! I like it!

fastlinnie Joined Wed 09/26/07 Posts: 1993	Mon 02/18/08 10:18 PM
sounds great to me

the_don6972 Joined Mon 12/31/07 Posts: 1513	Mon 02/18/08 10:20 PM
thats actually pretty ****ing awesome

darkowl1 Joined Sat 01/12/08 Posts: 13060	Mon 02/18/08 10:20 PM
i can do this thing!

Lucky_Charms Joined Sun 01/27/08 Posts: 346	Mon 02/18/08 10:22 PM
When do we start

MirrorMirror Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 89680	Mon 02/18/08 10:22 PM


Derekkye Joined Sat 12/22/07 Posts: 3427	Mon 02/18/08 10:25 PM
i think there's a lot of "irony" to that

yvory Joined Tue 01/15/08 Posts: 251	Mon 02/18/08 10:25 PM
wouldn't that be nice?!?!

Smileyange Joined Fri 02/01/08 Posts: 300	Mon 02/18/08 10:26 PM
YES!YES! that sounds perfect..

littleredhen Joined Sat 01/12/08 Posts: 6837	Mon 02/18/08 10:30 PM
I want to live my next life backwards: You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day. Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension. Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're too young to work. You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous. Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities. Then you become a baby, and then... You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and then... You finish off as an orgasm. That's Awesome!

TSKat Joined Sun 02/17/08 Posts: 5	Mon 02/18/08 10:32 PM
Where do I sign up Let's get some scientists in on this. Chop chop!

blonderockermom Joined Wed 08/08/07 Posts: 6886	Tue 02/19/08 03:09 AM
Let's do this!

RainbowTrout Joined Fri 04/06/07 Posts: 13869	Tue 02/19/08 03:21 AM
Would save a lot of time.

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