A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up
his check. He marched straight up to the counter and
said, ' Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd
really rather have a job.'

The social worker behind the counter said, ' Your
timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a
very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and
bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to
drive around in his Mercedes, and he'll supply all of
your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be
provided. You'll be expected to escort the daughter on
her overseas holiday trips and you will have to
satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom

apartment above the garage. The salary is $200,000 a year.'


The guy, wide-eyed, said, ' You're bull****tin' me! '


The social worker said, ' Yeah, well . . you started it.'

lol

I love it!

Nice one Peccy

that was to funny!!!