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| Topic: I am sooooooooo Drunk. | |
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If I type slow, I can make sense of what I am trying to say. I am WASTED! I shouldn't be on the internet, but I am.
WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! |
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Better then behind the wheel!
At least your safe Type slow, and buckle up |
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lol there ya go
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You ever had that creeper sht that doesn't hit you until 4 shots in??? WEEEEEEEEE!! Goldslager is great!
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there is no last tatt i spat
as i sat in the back of this bar where i picked up a scar maybe it was a word she said to me "open your eyes" how can you see? or maybe a few as stumbling drunks often do need to pee! at the top of my lungs, i did nt know i screamed. blurred and three of every thing it seemed. i ve been here once i echoed quitely mumbles as far as every one else could hear i return, i order another beer drown it out i thought it was a shout just another mumble alls could be made out i got this **** in nam never been did nt sound like fun "wake up" time to leave i ve called a cab you burnt lush heres one for the road dont make me blush hardly standing with a head rush caaaaaaaaaab wheat ther ****ers a cab? in i went as i puked and spent home im not where the hell out i spill fumble for keys as i whisper out loud striupid calb "need my money dont call again honey" upstairs i waiver keys in the lock several later open and see it is hommmm fall and flander puke and wander awaken with an encrusted shirt sleeve "what the hell? did it again, oh god please" |
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 ive got half a bottle of that down stairs..cinnamon and warms the chest rite? LOL its lethal but tasty 
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Live.
This means drink, have all the sex you can, drink, read all the books you can, laugh (especially at other people) drink and enjoy every drop. Go to it. 
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ive got half a bottle of that down stairs..cinnamon and warms the chest rite? LOL its lethal but tasty you should mix it with jagermeister... |
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goldschlager..
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Don't stop till you finish the job.....
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Don't get a TWI...
Typing while intoxicated....
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i got the camera!!
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iwanted a drink to night
didnt get it though
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Well, you guys are great. I have to pass out now.
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Dammit Jim 1 more!!!
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I can't the bottle is done.
My buddy is passed the hell out. Give me five minutes and I would be passed out too........ |
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DId I mention that later on I will take a gilded ****?
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Hey... I am only drinking because I quit smoking.....
Yay Booooooooooooooooze.... |
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Lets play Big_Jim says!
(In the form of SImon says) BigJim says....DO KEG STANDS! |
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Post some funny pics of your passed out friend.
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