Topic: My first english (blondes) joke
Timo82's photo
Thu 02/14/08 02:28 AM
Hello everybody. I´m a german with a poor english skill. but anyway, i will try to translate a blondes joke to english:

A blonde came home from elementary school.
She told her mother that they have learnd the alphabet today.
She can alphabetize from A to Z, but her class mates only from A to G, and then she asked her mother if it´s because she is a blonde...
and the mother said: Yes, it is cause you are a blonde.

Another day, the blonde came home from school.
She told that they learnd to count today. She can count from 1 to 100 but all of her class mates can only count from 1 to 10 so she asked her mother if it´s because she is a blonde...
and the mother said: Yes, it is cause you are a blonde.

One week later, the blonde came home home from school. she said that she have some pretty nice boobs while her class mates doesn´t have books and she askes her mother if it´s bc she is a blonde...
and the mother said: No, it´s because you are 25!

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curios789's photo
Thu 02/14/08 02:32 AM
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Very good! I could understand it! Welcome to JSH!

Sehr gut! Ich könnte ihn verstehen! Willkommen zu JSH!

Jtevans's photo
Thu 02/14/08 02:59 AM
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Nicely done and Welcome to JSH drinker drinker drinker

DTHRomeo's photo
Thu 02/14/08 03:04 AM
Good one laugh

Timo82's photo
Thu 02/14/08 03:07 AM
thx happy

funnydude's photo
Thu 02/14/08 04:24 AM
sehr wunderbar !!!!!happy happy

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Thu 02/14/08 06:39 AM
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Thu 02/14/08 06:44 AM
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franshade's photo
Thu 02/14/08 06:47 AM
lol welcome and enjoy laugh laugh