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Topic:
Desparate Measures
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 good one! 
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Topic:
The Check Up
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very good!
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Greetings from Germany
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Hast Du schon mal von Aschaffenburg gehoert?  @wateraddict Of course i know Aschaffenburg  ...I come from western germany, too. I´m from Stuttgart (the city where the car companies Mercedes and Porsche are from). @all thank you so much for your great welcome 
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Greetings from Germany
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Hello & Welcome to the family thank you
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Topic:
Greetings from Germany
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 Herzlich Willkommen Ich bin auch Deutsch, aber wohne shon sehr lange in then USA. Alle meine Familie ist aber immer noch in Deutschland; so besuche ich mein Heimatland oft. Hoffentlich ist mein Deutsch noch lesbar. Ich habe nicht oft Gelegenheit es auszuprobieren. Viel Spass hier! Hallo und vielen Dank ...dein deutsch ist sehr gut! Woher stammst du aus Deutschland wenn ich fragen darf? Gruss Timo |
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Greetings from Germany
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welcome dear your English is better  than many Americans  who have grown up with the language ...  Cheers to you Thank you very much, Rapunzel
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Topic:
Greetings from Germany
Edited by
Timo82
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Fri 02/15/08 06:24 AM
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Was ist los huete morgen, Timo? Ich kann ein Bit von Deutsch sprechen, aber meine Rechtschreibung ist schlecht. Zwei steins fur dich. Hallo und vielen Dank fuer die deutsche Begruessung Ich habe gelesen das du frueher einmal in Deutschland stationiert warst, in welcher Stadt war das wenn ich fragen darf? Ich wuensche dir einen schoenen Tag
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Topic:
Greetings from Germany
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thx for the nice reception
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Topic:
Greetings from Germany
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Hello everybody
My name is Timo and i´m new here at the Community. I just want to say hi and i hope to meet many nice people in here. And please excuse my bad english, it´s because i´m a german. |
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Topic:
Where's My $10 Million
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nice one
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Topic:
Priceless
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awesome
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Topic:
naked woman
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Two engineering students meet at a sidewalk. One asked the other: Hey buddy, where do you have this great bike from?
The other student said: Well, yesterday i walked along the sidewalk till i meet that woman with the bike. As she saw me, she let off the bike, ripped of all her clothes and laid down onto the grass and said: you can take all what you want, cutie! The other student replys: That was the right decision!.... the clothes would never fit to you. |
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thx
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Topic:
Little Red Riding Hood
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Little Red Riding Hood walks through the forest. Then she meet the bad wolf. She asks:
Hello wolf, why do you have such big eyes? And the wolf say: Keep your trap shut...i **** right now  !
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Hello everybody. I´m a german with a poor english skill. but anyway, i will try to translate a blondes joke to english:
A blonde came home from elementary school. She told her mother that they have learnd the alphabet today. She can alphabetize from A to Z, but her class mates only from A to G, and then she asked her mother if it´s because she is a blonde... and the mother said: Yes, it is cause you are a blonde. Another day, the blonde came home from school. She told that they learnd to count today. She can count from 1 to 100 but all of her class mates can only count from 1 to 10 so she asked her mother if it´s because she is a blonde... and the mother said: Yes, it is cause you are a blonde. One week later, the blonde came home home from school. she said that she have some pretty nice boobs while her class mates doesn´t have books and she askes her mother if it´s bc she is a blonde... and the mother said: No, it´s because you are 25!
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