Topic: Valentines Slogans
uk1971's photo
Tue 02/12/08 01:56 PM
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk, But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.

9. Our love will never become cold and hollow, Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.

8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store, In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore.

7. This feels so good, it feels so right, I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.

6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class, Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass.

5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished, But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!

4. Through all the things that came to pass, Our love has grown. . . but so's your ass.

3. You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie, I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty".

2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny, So right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!

1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister. You should check out the one that I gave to your sister.

bigsmile glasses

cenasgirl91's photo
Tue 02/12/08 01:59 PM
laugh lol...

TristanBru's photo
Tue 02/12/08 02:01 PM
I like number 10. ha halaugh

franshade's photo
Tue 02/12/08 02:02 PM
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love your posts uk!!!

PATSFAN's photo
Tue 02/12/08 02:03 PM
:smile:

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Tue 02/12/08 02:03 PM
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Tue 02/12/08 02:11 PM
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Amalie's photo
Tue 02/12/08 02:15 PM
lol....thats awesome!

ColleenAnn's photo
Tue 02/12/08 07:57 PM
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Tue 02/12/08 08:01 PM
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