Three men went to hell.
The devil said to them
"You have come to hell, and you must now choose whether to spend eternity in room 1, 2 or 3"
He then opened the doors to the three rooms.
Room 1 was filled with men standing on their heads, on a hard wooden floor.
Room 2 was filled with men standing on the heads, on a cement floor.
Finally, room 3 had just a few men, standing in sh!t up to their knees and drinking coffee.
The men thought for a while, and decided to go with room 3, as it was less crowded and they could drink coffee.
They entered the door to room 3 and just as it was closing behind them, the devil said
"OK men, coffee break's over. Back on your heads."

While walking down the street one day, a US senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St Peter. "Welcome to heaven" says St Peter,"but it seems we have a problem...we seldom see a high official here and we're not sure what to do with you! My orders from higher up are to let you spend 1 day in hell and 1 day in heaven and let you choose where you wwant to spend eternity." He is escorted to the elevator which goes down, down,down, to hell. The doors open to a green golf course and standing in front of the clubhouse are all his friends and other politicians. They are happy to see him, shake hands and reminisce about the good times while getting rich at taxpayers expense. After a game of golf,lobster,caviar,and champagne, it's time to go. Up, up, up and the door opens to St Peter,waiting to show him heaven....contented souls, moving from cloud to cloud,playing the harp and singing. St Peter asks for his decision...."Heaven is nice, but...." So he's escorted to the elevator and down, down down, he goes. The door opens to a barren,waste land covered with garbage and all his friends dressed in rags, picking up garbage as it falls from above. "What Happened?" he asks the devil who smiles and replys,"Yesterday, we were campaigning.......today you voted."